REX Pilot Apologises To Passengers For Repeatedly Stalling As He’s Not Used To Driving Boeing
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The nation's little airline that could has finally got their hands on a new Boeing 737 this week in the quest to take on Qantas and the airline formally known as Virgin.
But one REX pilot was forced to apologise to passengers this morning for repeatedly stalling the new aircraft as he's not used to...
Hot Mess Gladys Declines To Answer Questions About Her New Cursive Wrist Tattoo
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Close friends of the New South Wales Premier say that they are now confident that the embattled Liberal party figure is slowly putting to bed the drama of the last fortnight, and is now finally able to live her truth.
"She's having a bit of a glow up" says close friend, Stacey.
"I just hope people get to know her...
Kerry Stokes Tells Seven To Make Show That Improves Public Image Of Army Unit He’s Obsessed With
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The Special Air Service is under attack and one of the nation's most influential media moguls is coming to their defence.
In recent years, the ABC and other unpatriotic news services have been reporting on the alleged misconduct of some members of Australia's most elite special forces army unit, the Special Air Service.
Kerry Stokes has...
Melbourne Primary School Teacher’s Nervous Breakdown Times Perfectly With 2020 Book Week
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From 'Where The Wild Things Are' to 'Clifford The Big Red Dog; - there was no shortage of animal-like dress-ups at Melbourne's South Gangitano Primary School today.
With the theme of 'Curious Creatures, Wild Minds', 2020 Book Week was once again aimed at highlighting the importance of reading, in what's been a challenging year for students and teachers in...
God Offers Gerry Harvey No Deposit And 48 Months Interest Free On A New Brain
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God has thrown retail mogul Gerry Harvey a lifeline today and offered him a new brain on terms he cannot afford to pass up.
Mr Harvey, who over the past year or so has made headlines by doing and saying things that make him look foolish and old, was been offered no deposit and 48...
Preston Man Finally Able To Return To Inner Melbourne Where He Hates Everyone And Everything
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A man from the engine room of the Victorian economy says he's glad that he's finally able to venture back into inner Melbourne.
Franklin Graham says the inner suburbs of Melbourne are full of people and things he doesn't like.
"Actually, I'd go as far as saying I hate it all. Besides the G and...
ICAC Unsure If They’re Talking To The NSW Liberals Or A Dementia Ward
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Counsel assisting the ICAC probe into alleged corruption within the NSW Liberal Party has told The Advocate this morning that they're not sure if they're speaking to a group of politicians or a dementia ward.
The develops come as nobody who has fronted the commission yet, whether it be Premier Gladys Berejiklian, disgraced...
7 Photos Of Ricky Stuart That’ll Make You Say Fuck Coaching The Raiders Must Be Tough
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While the Raiders played very well this season, the mistakes in their do or die game this weekend have the nation once again felt for the long-suffering Ricky Stuart.
After years of moneyball by Stuart and the coaching staff, the 2020 Raiders side actually isn't that bad, when compared to some of the dud teams he has inherited since...
Saint Peter V’Landys Wins First Dally M In Historic Moment For The Code
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The good shepherd of rugby league has won the sport's highest honour tonight, becoming both the oldest and first non-player to do so.
Peter V'Landys was awarded 387 points throughout the season and won the "Player's Player" award by the largest margin in the history of the award.
In second place was Penrith's Nathan Cleary, who...
Twiggy Forrest Takes Love Of Rugby To New Heights And Buys RM Williams
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Mining magnate and rugby fanatic Andrew 'Twiggy' Forrest has taken his love of the sport to new heights today after informing the world he's recently purchase RM Williams.
The rugbywear chain has long been a mainstay in many middle Australian, as well as aspirational Australian closets around the country.
Especially Australians who like rugby union, which...