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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the ultimate act of self-preservation, former Shadow Agriculture Minister Joel Fitzgibbon has sensationally quit the Labor frontbench today saying the party has alienated the mining executives and lobbyists that keep him in the job. As the Opposition continues to drift away from mining and fossil fuels towards renewables and sunflowers, Fitzgibbon said he couldn't...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old fool from the nation's largest loss-making masthead defended peddling climate denialism for a paycheque last night on Q&A. Paul Kelly, the least exciting of the nation's stock of Paul Kellys, is the political editor of The Australian newspaper. The broadsheet makes a net loss of $30m a year according to News Corp's Annual Report...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rumours of a chauvinistic culture of drunken sleaziness in Parliament House have been dispelled today, by former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce. This follows last night's episode of ABC's Four Corners, which lay accusations against Attorney-general Christian Porter and Population Minister Alan Tudge of acting like entitled little rich boys who only didn't have sex until they were shoehorned...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite the hype, last night's episode of Four Corners was as explosive as watching Milo rise to the milk's surface. News that Attorney-General Christian Porter was an untitled little cunt at his exclusive private boys school and university college shocked nine people around the country. Minister for Urban Infrastructure and Jobs for the Boys, Alan Tudge,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC's Four Corners programme is lifitng the lid on another Parliament House sex scandal tonight, forcing the nation to picture a politician having sex again. Tonight's episode of Four Corners is going ahead as planned after the Morrison Government tried to block the broadcast of it as it contains news and current affairs that...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In congratulating President-elect Joe Biden today in Canberra, Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he was just glad Rupert Murdoch's News Corp would never turn on him as they did to Donald Trump. "Oh man," he exhaled. "Did you see how News Corp just went in on Trump when they knew he was going down? I'm just...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after being abandoned by News Corp and other world leaders, Donald Trump has had the final nail hammered into his presidential coffin today. The admin of the fabled world leader WhatsApp group, George Soros, has removed Trump from the chat. The move signifies the end of Trump's time as president, save of course for...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Joe Biden, the next President of the Unite States, has claimed victory in the race to the White House. Overnight, the native Ohian won the key seat of Pennsylvania which gave him 20 electoral college votes, making his lead now unbeatable. Speaking overnight to his electoral staff in Delaware, Biden said he now has the mandate...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as your aunt always says on Christmas ‘stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.’ Although unaware, Volkswagen Golf driver Ryan Pulicino (35) was about to sit behind the wheel of his German manufactured car and live up to the stereotype that Golf drivers are a danger to society. “It’s all a joke, I’m only going 70 km right now,” stated...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rupert Murdoch is reportedly hours away from deciding Joe Biden will be the next leader of the free world has incumbent Donald Trump loses even more ground in key states. The South Australia media mogul is the one who ultimately decides who wins what around the world and he's not in the business of...