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Jamaica Rugby League World Cup Team Yet To Inspire Classic Film Despite All Being Ex-Sprinters

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup side are yet to inspire a classic film. At the time of writing, the first ever Jamaican national rugby league team, the Reggae Warriors, have lost their first two games after an impressive start to the RLWC where they took out the award...

Mike Cannon-Brookes Sighs As He Hands Over His ING Splurge Card Details To Netball Australia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't been following the only women's sport story to make NewsCorp headlines since that Newcastle NRLW player made distasteful comments about the Queen dying, Gina Rinehart's mining company Hancock Prospecting has pulled their $15 million sponsorship of Netball Australia. This comes after the players made the executive decision to support their Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander...

Having An Issue With Multi-Billionaire Mining Elites Who Advocate For The Genocidal Sterilisation Of An Entire Race Of People Nothing But Woke PC Cancel Culture Rubbish

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia has lost a $15 million-dollar sponsorship deal with Hancock Prospecting after players refused to wear the company’s logo on their uniform, leaving the desperate organisation in the red without their only available lifeline of conditional funding. The Australian conservative media at NewsCorp and talkback radio have gleefully used this an opportunity to roll out some of the...

Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be 34 weeks late but it has been confirmed that the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are entertaining for the first time in 2022. This late arrival to entertainment has come in the wake of the sacking of coach Des Hasler due to the professional way he handled a pride jersey debacle that rests solely at the feet...

Newcastle Knights Offer Des Hasler A Chance At Retribution: “Wanna Do A ’97 On Them?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s most eligible coach is being courted today, as rival clubs attempt to capitalise on the smoldering ruins left wafting from Sydney’s Northern Beaches. The Advocate understands that recently fired coach Des Hasler is in the cross hairs of several NRL clubs, who are keen to land the signature of a man who boasts the 6th most wins...

Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has today outdone themselves again. As confirmed by rugby league gossip girl Buzz Rothfield moments ago, The Manly Sea Eagles executives have today sacked their coach Des Hasler - with no real plan moving forward. This comes just days after the veteran premiership-winning coach told...

Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would have to wait until next Winter before they saw anymore football on their screens. However, this is not actually the case! For the next few months until Christmas, footy fans are about to embark on what is...

Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the manufactured scandals of the 2022 NRL Grand Final post-match celebrations die down, the Murdoch goons at Fox Sports have officially expended their usefulness for another year. In fact, bar a few boxing fight nights, there is very little chance TV audiences will see the crimson red wine lips of Buzz Rothfield or that Crawley bloke for the...

Panthers Fan Reaches For His Belt After Seeing His Sons At Blacktown Station Past Their Bedtime

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Staunch Penrith Panthers fan, Sione Fasiakefe is busier than he's ever been this week. Just days after his beloved choccie soldiers took down Parramatta in their back-to-back NRL premiership, the 52-year-old has been working night shift at the Victa lawnmowers warehouse all week. On top of that, he now has 34,264 new sons and daughters to care for. The media hype...

Exhausted Kenty Continues With Bizarre Rant About How Penrith Stars Need To Show Some More Respect To Parramatta And Less Respect To Their Samoan Heritage And More Respect To...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The King of Cancel Culture is back today! Fox Sports journo Paul Kent is doubling down with the moral high horse today, as he continues his noble mission to police how everybody should act and how they should talk. This comes after two days of blatant bitterness from the one-match sensation turned ambulance chaser, who appears to have taken...

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