Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side
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With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would have to wait until next Winter before they saw anymore football on their screens.
However, this is not actually the case!
For the next few months until Christmas, footy fans are about to embark on what is...
Paul Kent Returns To His Cave To Hibernate Until An NRL Player Punches Someone At A Pub In April
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As the manufactured scandals of the 2022 NRL Grand Final post-match celebrations die down, the Murdoch goons at Fox Sports have officially expended their usefulness for another year.
In fact, bar a few boxing fight nights, there is very little chance TV audiences will see the crimson red wine lips of Buzz Rothfield or that Crawley bloke for the...
Panthers Fan Reaches For His Belt After Seeing His Sons At Blacktown Station Past Their Bedtime
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Staunch Penrith Panthers fan, Sione Fasiakefe is busier than he's ever been this week.
Just days after his beloved choccie soldiers took down Parramatta in their back-to-back NRL premiership, the 52-year-old has been working night shift at the Victa lawnmowers warehouse all week.
On top of that, he now has 34,264 new sons and daughters to care for.
The media hype...
Exhausted Kenty Continues With Bizarre Rant About How Penrith Stars Need To Show Some More Respect To Parramatta And Less Respect To Their Samoan Heritage And More Respect To...
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The King of Cancel Culture is back today!
Fox Sports journo Paul Kent is doubling down with the moral high horse today, as he continues his noble mission to police how everybody should act and how they should talk.
This comes after two days of blatant bitterness from the one-match sensation turned ambulance chaser, who appears to have taken...
Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build
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Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand Final wash up.
Enjoying a post-game feed at The Dynasty Chinese Restaurant at Canterbury Leagues Club, Gould has reportedly told his dining party that his maths may have been a little off, when he constructed his...
Rich Old Banker Copping Shit Because Of Deranged Beliefs Definitely AFL’s Biggest Cultural Issue
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In case you have too much self-respect to read the Herald Sun or listen to Melbourne talkback radio, you might not know about the conservative media's newest martyr of cancel culture, Andrew Thorburn.
The Kiwi banking executive has sensationally quit his new role as chief executive officer of the Essendon FC, not even 24 hours after his appointment.
Thorburn's snap...
Paul Kent Doubles Down And Says Muhammad Ali Also Lacked Class And Acted Like A Teenager
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Despite claiming to oppose the growing 'woke' culture in Australian sport, NRL Fox League commentator Paul Kent is this week doing his very best impersonation of someone who likes to tell people what they can and can't say.
This comes as the heartbroken former Parramatta reserve rushes back to TV screens to ramp up his tall poppy syndrome before...
Visibly Hungover Paul Kent Disgusted By Youthful Polynesians Enjoying The Fruits Of Hard Work And Talent
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This year's NRL Premiership winners are today under fire for not acting like they actually lost the Grand Final.
The cranky old men at Fox Sports are today blasting the Penrith Panthers for lacking “class and humility” as they squeeze out the last remaining culture wars clickbait from the 2022 season.
Penrith became just the second team in the NRL...
Liam Martin Politely Asks If Just One Luke Combs Song Can Be Added To Drill Rap Heavy Mad Monday Playlist
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A JBL PartyBox is blasting in Mt Druitt this morning, as the Penrith Panthers kick off the first day of their Mad Monday celebrations.
Following their Grand Final win over the Parramatta Eels, it’s understood two buses of Penrith players and support staff are on route to an undisclosed location, to kickstart their...
Jarome Luai Kickstarts The Street Brumby And Leads Mt Druitt Victory Convoy To Panthers Leagues
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The National Earthquake Alerts Centre has issued an alert this morning, after reports of a 8.5 magnitude quake was recorded on the fringes of Western Sydney.
Unrelated to the movement of tectonic plates, media on the ground are attributing the roar to the rumbling of victory, as Penrith Panthers five-eighth and proud St Marys local, Jarome Luai,...
