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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a man with several investment properties and a share portfolio that is offset to fuck through his beloved franking credits, Sydney father-of-three Tony Brogden was always going to wait until the bitter end until he started questioning the performances of his Premier and Prime Minister in this pandemic. However with 175 new cases reported in Greater Sydney in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "So what ya wanna do...." says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor. "Bung a bit of water on your face. Like so" "Then you grab the can of shaving cream. Give her a little shake. Like so" "Then apply a consistent layer across ya chin, under the nose, and the cheeky" It's really come to this. Grandpa Kev has today realised...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The effects of the NSW Premier's snap construction ban continue to felt by the entire workforce this week, as tradesman notch up 7 full days without ingesting half a kilo of deep fried beef entrails covered in tomato sauce. Padstow-based glazier, Roddy Birms (42) has today come down with feverish cold sweats and a crook tummy as his withdrawals...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today called on Australians to consider changing their consumer behaviour to support small businesses through lockdowns. Speaking to the media in Brisbane today, after spending the last few months getting back to Labor's coal miner roots in regional Queensland, Albo made it clear that he has about as much...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Greater Sydney attempts to catch it's breath from the dangerous civil unrest that took place on the streets of the CBD over the weekend, Scotty From Marketing is relishing in a news cycle that detracts from his failings as a Prime Minister. With the NSW Police now putting together a special taskforce to identify the deranged protestors that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fire breathing, and fire twirling is back! That's according to yesterday's protests in Sydney - after a since-detained man jumped at the opportunity to perform for a crowd much bigger than he'd ever get at BluesFest! With over 14 million people unable to work in lockdown, and tens of thousands slipping through the cracks of the government's reluctant and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely dangerous and unorganised rally in Sydney’s CBD yesterday takes the heat off their friends in the government who have spent months cornering distressed citizens into finding comfort in unhelpful conspiracies. For the last 24 hours social media has been awash with blatant classism...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOT A GOOD LOOK SCOTTY: Thousands of anti-lockdown protesters breached restrictions to march through Sydney's CBD to highlight the fact that they are struggling to accept the seriousness of the NSW outbreak. The crowd marched towards through the suburb of Haymarket, which was declared a hotspot earlier today as the city records 163 new infections in the last 24...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW: With just less than 3 million people fully immunised, Australia remains at the very bottom of the list of OECD nations when it comes to meeting our jab roll-out targets. Despite still very much lacking concrete metrics 18 months into the pandemic, and failing to set out clear timelines on when the country will be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally acquired new cases reported in New South Wales, a new daily record. Of those, 66 were household contacts and 45 were infectious in the community. These chilling numbers have seen NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard make the interesting that "Unfortunately cases continue to rise.". But that wasn't...