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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local taxi driver has today been asked to not be embarrassed about his taste in music, as a backseat of drunk Aussie girls encourage him to turn it up. The driver, who was listening a very loud Bollywood dance song just as the girls climbed into his ride, was quick to change the stereo source from his own...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local girl that you haven't really heard much about since she briefly moved to the city for the three months before returning back to your shared hometown, has started up another short-lived business, it has been confirmed. The invitation to like her new business page on Facebook has her entire social media network wondering if this is...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To the untrained eye, 28 year old Jacob Lieschke is a sales representative for a company that sells workflow systems to medium sized corporations. Ask the man himself however, and you’ll get a different answer. “I’m a hustler. I’m out there hustling all day erry (sic) day.” Following the phenomenon of young men taking a steadfast and tenacious approach...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ambitious local man has been campaigning on-and-off for several years now with a self-given nickname that suggests he is at the top of the food chain in his social circle. When asked where his nickname came from, Stuart Williams just shrugs and says "everyone calls me it" "Because it's true" The 28-year-old online butcher sales rep has even gone as...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local boardrider has broken surfie protocol today by casually walking through the sand towards the ocean, without making a big deal. Nearby beachgoers say his lack of pace confused everyone. "I got a bit suspicious" said one lifeguard, Joe. "Whats his go? No one just walks into the ocean, you've got to do a really dramatic sprint while flicking you...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though she has explicitly admitted to the fact that the workmates she socialises with are not good company outside of work, it looks like Friday night is booked out by some sort of shit staff event that your girlfriend insists will be good. A recent report by the Australian Unions has found that a majority of the surveyed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Well the 4th episode started off just as uncomfortably as the show can get, with Osher Gunsberg arriving to the Jock Mansion with a series of tasks that most jocks would delight in - proving their masculinity through physical exercise. After challenge each other to a plank-off, the toxic masculinity that has so-far laid as latent as possible is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has this week had to come to terms with the fact that women, for the most part, probably aren't interesting in his motorbike or moto-racing accessories, when it comes to looking for men on dating apps. With his mates trying to steer him towards just using a photo of him having a coffee with friends, or...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Part of entering adulthood is realising you might not necessarily be who you think you are. This day came early for 19 year old Lucy Marchetti, who today realised that out of her group of friends, she is definitely ‘The Miranda.’ “This is just typical! Just because I care about my career and tell it how it is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tasmanian police will investigate Tony Abbott's claim that he was headbutted by a Tasmanian in Hobart on Thursday after the former Oxford university boxer, turned former prime minister lodged a formal complaint. However, Mr Abbott only made his complaint to police when they phoned him after learning of the incident via media interviews when he's slow-paced media brain realised he might be...