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Thanks to an explosive leak from inside the Coalition Party Room, the government’s updated plan for the asylum seekers detained on Nauru can be unveiled today.

The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal that the Morrison lead Government plans to blame the whole issue on an ‘administrative error.’

This comes after Government senators voted with Pauline Hanson on her ‘It’s OK to Be White,’ motion yesterday, as a result of an administrative error.

It is believed that the same stance will be trotted out to justify the human rights abuses experienced by detainees on Nauru, as well as the potential impending deaths.

The issue has been raised for the umptieth time after nearly 6,000 medical practitioners and students signed a petition that was delivered to Parliament House on Monday demanding the children be removed from the small Pacific island because of serious mental and physical health concerns.

Doctors are increasingly concerned about roughly 80 children who have been on the island for nearly 5 years, with reports of attempted child suicides emerging in recent days.

The Liberal Senator who requested anonymity told The Advocate that the government plan to just ignore the issue until something really bad happens.

“Even though New Zealand are literally willing to take these kids and their families tomorrow, we are going to leave them on this small island without any services to prove that we are willing to take a hard stance on Immigration,” the senator said.

“And when it goes pear-shaped, we will ignore that fact that all bar a couple of us decided not to exercise any form of conscience or free thought whatsoever, and simply blame the whole debacle on an administrative error.”

“”Sorry technical problems,” we will tell the public and United Nations.”

“Foolproof!”

 

 

 

 

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