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TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “If you think I’m putting recycled water on this girl you’ve got another fuckin’ thing coming” says Jakxsen (23) who owns a “grouse” metallic blue Subaru WRX with custom built 24k gold rims. The recycled water Jakxsen is referring to comes after Gladys Berejiklian fast-tracked the implementation of Level 2 water restrictions in Sydney, the Blue Mountains and the...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The kids of Smith family had hoped to have a nice relaxing family holiday, however that dream is being shattered today as every moment of peace and quiet is interrupted by their parent’s mobile phone notifications – which despite being right next to them, seem to be set at the loudest possible volume. “They used to get up us for having our phones...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Quiet Wedderburn in NSW was briefly very noisy yesterday when a suspicious package was detonated by the NSW Police Rescue & Bomb Disposal Unit after a call from a concerned member of the public. “I knew something was up as soon as I saw the parcel on the porch,” said former parcel owner Vaughn Millot. “I ordered it last...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Firefighting experts have warned of "the worst possible circumstances" as they struggle to contain the Gospers Mountain "mega fire" which stretches between the lower Hunter and Blue Mountains - with a blaze the size of greater Sydney. So far, a landmass the size of England has been torched between Singleton and the Southern Highlands. After two months of unprecedented...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The transition from boyhood to manhood is celebrated in cultures right across the world, some mark the rite of passage by land diving, others by wearing a glove filled with bullet ants, but today in Betoota Old Town Branden Ashbury became a man the Australian way. At approximately 7:15pm Branden left the basement of his friend’s house to meet...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If you don’t save the bottles from the first session you had, then how will anyone know how much of a fucken legend you are? This rite of passage usually only ever amounts to a loud bin run, but for one Betoota Quarry 18-year-old it’s meant a world title.   This morning Weber, the Wonder of the World organiser,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians, both black and white, are still excitedly waiting to hear from the 'true Aboriginals' in North Queensland and the Northern Territory, who will apparently vouch for the racist opinions of a half-pissed Mildura businessman. Rob Vigors and his misso Karen Ridge, who were known in Western Victoria as the owners of the McDonald's and travel agency Mildura...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for recreational and problem gamblers, Mariah Carey's Annual smash hit 'All I Want For Christmas Is You, has been banned from all Crown venues. Like a successful NBA athlete of African-American heritage, the popular Christmas song has been barred from entering the Crown Casino. The move comes however not as the manifestation of hiring racist security guards in Melbourne, but...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just months after the Federal and Queensland governments pushed through laws to arrest the extinction rebellion activists that were shutting down the CBD, an area of bushland the size of Lebanon has been destroyed by fires in New South Wales. Prime Minister Scott Morrison, now more commonly known as 'Scotty From Marketing' has been criticised for not acknowledging...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While both online and print media doing their very best to downplay the hundreds of bushfires currently ravaging the nation's east coast, the Australian public is does not seem to be letting Prime Minister Scott Morrison get away with the same thing. Over the weekend, not one front page, or home page, on any major newspaper around the...