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EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Judging by the monumental size of his beer gut, you’ll be hard-pressed to believe Ryan Jacobson was a fit bloke. But apparently, it’s all part of his plan. In fact, it’s been his plan for a while now. It’s alleged Ryan had been slowly but surely piling on the kilos, in the hopes of becoming ‘hella swole.’ But according to his...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With premiers announcing the slightly Mad Max sounding roadmap to freedom for jabbed up people, some of the nation's more suspicious residents are reportedly feeling a bit concerned. A resident of the NSW Northern Rivers, Aquarius Moon, states that she is concerned this roadmap will see anti-vaxxers become second-tier citizens in an official sense. “This is really concerning, especially as...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Family members of the Clurrey household are bracing for impact this dinner time as dad Pat Clurrey flips a tea towel over his shoulder to make it clear he’s taking this one seriously. According to Clurrey’s wife and children, his involvement in the kitchen is usually reserved to looking for chips and asking when dinner will be ready, so...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their Sunday night showdown against South Africa at CBUS Super Stadium. Many analysts thought the 33-year-old was initially brought into the squad as a 'mentor' - and at most an injury cover - but things have changed over the last couple months. With travel...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOW YOU SEE THE REASON WHY NOT EVERYONE'S THE SAME: The statewide NSW lockdown looks set to be eased this weekend for a number of regional LGAs, including the Mid North Coast, west to Tamworth and north to the Queensland border. NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro says he is pushing for parts of the North Coast, Riverina and...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the post Origin lull finally behind us, the blue-collar language that is Rugby League is currently being spoken at record levels across NSW, Queensland and tiny ex-pat pockets of Melbourne. And that means one fan, Bruce Shalyer, has taken the opportunity today to remind everyone just how much he hates one of the NRL's powerhouse clubs. Speaking...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local car detailer, Roycey (28) has today imparted a little bit of wisdom on his uncultured workmates. This comes as the three blokes hit the Chinese kitchen out the back of the RSL after an afternoon of drilling jars. Both Ernie (32) and Teddy (45) don't know too much about oriental cuisine, so they've had to let their more...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 6:41 pm. Tuesday, 7 September 2021 (AWST)BROOME, WA Not even 24 hours after it was first revealed that he had received special exemptions to travel back and forth across the closed ACT border to Sydney for Father's Day Weekend - Broome media outlets have reported that he's done it again. It has since been reported that Scotty From Marketing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, Scotty From Marketing has refused to apologise for anyone who might've taken issue with the fact that he was able to flagrantly bounce in between closed borders to spend some time with his family on Father's day. Instead, Scotty has lost his temper and berated the media like he does every time he is under...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a single woman in her early 20s, Lara Massie hasn't had to rely on anyone this lock down. Or depend on anyone either. Aside from two housemates who occasional dictate what she watches on TV, the stay-at-home office worker basically doesn't have to march to anyone's drum but hers. While her older sisters are at the mercy of...