WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man who was supposed to be in his second term as Prime Minister has today been dealt a cruel blow.
Bill Shorten was unceremoniously kicked out of a group chat this afternoon, after saying something rather foolish.
Shorten was removed from Anthony Albanese’s Bucks Party group chat a short time ago for reportedly suggesting that the group find a mini-golf place on the Saturday of the big weekend.
The rather foolish comment drew the ire of the motley crew in ‘Albo’s Bux Party’ chat, with Penny Wong, the driving force of the group quickly booting him.
“Bahahahahaaha,”typed Wong, before landing the blow.
“That’s a bootin, have fun with ya run club ya little pussy,” said Wong before removing him from the chat.
The move drew approval from the likes of Russell Crowe, Andrew Leigh and Nick Cave who couldn’t believe the proposal.
“Jesus, what’s next, a fucking obstacle course or rock climbing,” laughed Leigh in between sending very graphic gifs of people doing silly things.
The group then moved back to the topic of what to dress Albanese in for the weekend, with the Wong faction demanding Albanese dress like Barbie and the Nick Cave faction demanding Albanese wearing the same full suit out and about in the Balinese heat for 72 hours.
“The suit thing is funny cause he’ll just get so sweaty and have to cruise around on the scooters looking like a pencil. He actually will think it’s funny to cruise around like Barbie and it will probs be more comfy…” said Cave.
“He’s wearing a ball and chain regardless bahgahahaha,” typed Andrew Leigh, before sending a gif of a martial artist being kicked in the balls multiple times.
“Should we do a 6 hour host package at the villa rather than 4 hour?” asked Chalmers, who’s clearly quite keen to get away for a weekend.
“I’ve got a mate who reckons he knows a good crowd to go through…”
“Shut the fuck up Jim,” laughed Penny.
“You’ll be sitting in the corner like a weirdo the whole time…. You don’t need an extra two hours.”
Wong confirmed to The Advocate that Shorten will be added back into the chat, but after he’s had a bit of time to think about his actions.
More to come.
