Wendell Hussey

Liberal Voter Base Shrinks Even Further As Angus Taylor Alienates Australia's Arrogant Prick Community

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Angus Taylor has this week taken his quest to anger the community even further,

Game II Has Never Been More Important To Queensland Fans Who Found Themselves Stranded Without Ponga In The Soggy Dystopia Of Homebush

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT State of Origin is well and truly alive, it can be confirmed this morning. With fears

13-Year-Old Cousin Says Haumole First Tryscorer And NSW 13+ Is An Absolute Lock Tonight, You Pussy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Wollongong man has today been 'put on the gronk' by his much younger

World News

Origin Explainer For 'Sportsball' People: Queensland Are Iran And Origin Is The Strait Of Hormuz

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the colder weather settling in for the months ahead, do you find yourself rolling your

The Nation

Local Conservative Furious That 'Energy Security' Unfortunately Just Means A Bunch Of Soft Cock Solar Panels

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly two decades of resisting even the slightest nudge towards the renewable energy transition, one

The Nation

Are We All Ready To Admit That There Was A Bit Of Fucking Carry On About The Fuel Crisis?

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fumes of the fuel crisis fade away, a plea has been made for the

Enhanced Games Flops Harder Than A Steroid User's Pee Pee

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some rather unsurprising news from Las Vegas, the Enhanced Games has panned out pretty much

AO Set For Historic Las Vegas Edition After NRL CEO Takes Reins Of Tennis Australia

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian tennis landscape is set for a major shakeup in the coming months, following the

Regional Breathwork Coach Furious After Learning He's Gonna Lose 47% In Capital Gains When He Decides To Exit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's been the week from hell for Anthony Taylor (29). The recently localised resident

"Mate England Is Proper Over Run At The Moment" Says Whinging Pom On Foreign Soil In A Nice Apartment Using Australian Health Care And Taking One Of Our Jobs

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local guvnor has today offered to give The Advocate and its readers a bit of

THIS IS AUSTRALIA: Jim Has Now Also Taken 47.5% Of Aspirational Man's SuperCoach Team

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new reality for Australia is hitting home all around the country this week. From impoverished

Australia Now So Communist That The CIA Is Plotting To Replace Albo With Malcolm Fraser

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a big couple of weeks of being pasted, the hits are set to keep rolling