EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some completely banal news today, it has been discovered that Brie and Camembert is just the cheese version of the Latte and Flat White argument – as in, nobody except weird food snobs knows the difference between the two of them.
It’s alleged local Betoota Heights woman Renee Parker [27] was hit with this quandary as she did some grocery shopping for a weekend games night she was hosting, finding herself yet again pausing in the dairy aisle to compare Woolworths $3 Brie and Camembert cheese.
She chats to The Advocate about her musings.
“I always end up buying both”, she admits, “mostly because I don’t know what the fucking difference is.”
“They look and taste the same to me.”
“Am I uncultured?”
Our reporter admits she also has no idea either.
“It’s the Flat White versus Latte argument all over again”, exclaims Renee, “apparently one is supposed to have more foam or something?”
“You tell me if anyone can the fucking difference between the two.”
“Nobody has ever said to their barista, ‘oh, oh excuse me sir, you have given me a Latte when I ordered a Flat White!”
“Or if they have, they must have way too much time on their hands.”
“I think it’s all the same shit and we’re just being given the illusion of choice.”
More to come.
