Bloke Already Planning How To Spend Winnings After 3rd Leg Of 15 Leg Multi Gets Up

Bloke Already Planning How To Spend Winnings After 3rd Leg Of 15 Leg Multi Gets Up

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Following Port Adelaide’s win over St Kilda and the Newcastle Knights putting a monstrous seven points on the Dragons – local bloke Jack Cort was already feeling like he was on a heater.

Then a little trotter by the name of ‘bundy sundy’ ran 1st place at Menangle. Jack was ecstatic. At three legs into his multi, things are looking good.

“I’m on something good here” he says

With only nine more legs to go, Jack is already booking test drives at the local Great Wall dealership.

“Wait until the missus hears”

“I’ll actually see how well I go before I tell her

Although he’s not often putting down more than twenty dollars, Jack has promised his wife that he’ll stop these so-called ‘reckless multis’.

However, the sealing and waterproofing specialist says it’s not reckless if you have a vague idea of who might win.

“Thailand women’s 3rd division soccer. Ratchaburi F.C. are going to shit it in this arvo againstSurat Thani. I’ve got the good oil”

“The same goes for the Irish hurling in the Lory Meagher cup. Sligo will take down Warwickshire. Comfortably.”

Jack is already looking up flight to Norfolk Island.

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