Man’s Entire Office Now Knows He Was Watching Very Loud Porn Last Time He Used Laptop

"...it wasn't really appropriate to have that blaring in the office"

Man’s Entire Office Now Knows He Was Watching Very Loud Porn Last Time He Used Laptop

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Local man, 28-year-old Dave Sampson has involuntarily informed his entire office of his preferences when it comes to adult films.

After running late to work, Mr Sampson was doing his very best to remain under the radar this morning – but very quickly became the centre of attention in his twenty-person office after turning on his laptop.

Mr Sampson says he had just booted up his 2013 model Dell XPS Laptop when it returned to streaming a personal film he had been watching approximately eight hours earlier, before falling asleep.

“It was really bad. I don’t really remember taking it that far last night… But there was some pretty graphic shit on the screen. BBD, POV, college party, gang bangs… Pretty hectic stuff”

“It was more the volume than anything, it was so fucking loud. I’ve really fucked up today. I’m pretty concerned because this is meant to be a work laptop,”

Annette Cort, a coworker of Dave’s and a rather technologically ignorant 60-year-old grandmother, says she couldn’t believe the amount of naked people she saw on the young accountant’s screen.

“There was a huge mixture of men and women really going at it,”

“He tried to shut it down as quick as possible but it hadn’t turned on properly yet, I think the film was playing for about a good 20 seconds before he managed to turn it off.. It was quite distressing really,”

“…I can see how it would appeal to some people… but it wasn’t really appropriate to have that blaring in the office,”

“The black gentleman had one of the biggest penises I have ever seen,”

 

 

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