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A suspiciously nice guy within the outer social circle of local bricklayer, Bryce Hartley is either a Christian or something much sinister, the 25-year-old Birdsville resident has concluded.
Bryce reckons the man in question, Andy (22) is fucking suss.
“Mate, you can’t be married up at that age and not have something funny going on” he says, while browsing the music teachers extremely sterile Facebook page.
“I get made to feel like a degenerate for talking about doing drugs around the bloke. He gives ya fucking nothing”
“It’s almost like he’s trying to keep a low profile because he’s dodgier than the rest of us”
Bryce has put it down to the fact that Andy is either one of ‘those happy clapper types’ or something much worse. A sexual offender.
“Mate. I’m just saying”
“A bloke of that age, keeping his nose clean, not rocking the boat any way, shape or form. It’s fucking suss”
“I know it’s a horrible thing to suggest but the bloke has got some mad eyes on him”
“Maybe it’s both. They often do go hand-in-hand”.
MORE TO COME.