Some residents of the city of Los Angeles have received quite a shock today, after seeing a naked man appear out of nowhere.

Following a random and localised cluster of lightning on one of the streets in the heart of the famous city, a man was found lying on the ground.

After frantically asking confused bystanders what the date was, the man then grabbed a pair of pants off a homeless man before police arrived and he led them on a bit of a wild goose chase.

He eventually lost the police, but not after using a downtown LA man to google where the headquarters of ChatGPT were located.

While his whereabouts are currently unknown, it’s been confirmed that his name is Kyle Reese.

Rumours have swirled that he was sent from the future and is determined to destroy ChatGPT as well as all other formers of Artificial Intelligence, and has tried to make contact with Nick Cave who this week lashed at out at AI for it’s attempts at trying to replicate the human condition.

Police have yet to provide updates on where the manhunt stands, but a local police radio scanner has just tweeted that a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 (whatever the fuck that means) has been detected in an area close to the scene of the lightening cluster.

Much, much more to come.


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