A local couple is today discussing how to wriggle their way out of some boring ass family event.

Known around the world as Harry and Meghan, the Royal pair (who don’t wanna be Royals despite using the fame of being Royals when it suits them), told The Advocate that they are trying to figure out how to bail on some Royal function.

The pair told us that they ‘seriously CBF’ed attending King Charles’ Coronation.’

The coronation ceremony for King Charles III and Camilla, Queen Consort, will be held on Saturday, May 6, at London’s Westminster Abbey – and followed by a procession with his family.

Media vultures in the UK and abroad have been frantically trying to ascertain whether Harry and Meg will be attending – so they can either pretend like they’ve abandoned their family or are coming to ruin the party.

However, regardless of the medic circus, Meghan told us she just couldn’t be bothered dealing with all her in-law’s bullshit at the Coronation.

“Babe, I swear we have something else on that weekend,” said Meghan after receiving the official email for the fancy do.

“That’s the weekend we were gonna go camping with Wentworth Miller (Prison Break) I’m pretty sure.”

“So like, I reckon we just tell em we can’t make it,” said Meg.

“And like, if we leave it to the last minute we can just say tickets are too expensive.”


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