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GUANZIES? Last Thursday a Sydney woman found herself seemingly transported back to the infamous 2013 heyday of Kings Cross after downing a Wet Pussy shot.
The incident occurred at her local pub which used to be her underage stomping ground circa 2013. According to witnesses, Lucy was feeling a little bit ‘crazy’ and took the reckless risk of ordering a round of Wet Pussy shots for the table.
The table full of young mums eyes lit up as she approached them with a try of the vibrant pink concoctions. As they necked the blend of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and a splash of lime they were transported back in time when asking strangers outside the bottle shop to buy you Goon and poking people of Facebook was all the rage.
“Should we ask the DJ to put on Levels by Avicii” Lucy screamed across the table.
Lucy was soon seen dancing on tables, shouting for the DJ to play LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” and asking where the nearest convenient store was so she could purchase a gram of synthetic weed. Her behaviour drew a mix of sloppiness and nostalgia from fellow patrons.
“We haven’t seen antics like that since pre-lockout laws,” remarked bartender “Who said Kings Cross died 2013?”
There’s nothing like a shot of 90% sugar to help you re-live your glory days.
More to come.
