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A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed.

It is not yet known what the appeal is. Purple is a colour intermediate between blue and red. It is similar to violet, but unlike violet, which is a spectral colour with its own wavelength on the visible spectrum of light, purple is a composite color made by combining red and blue. It is famously popular with a specific type of middle aged suburban mums for some reason.

Aunty Jackie has even gone as far as getting herself a purple Suzuki Swift, complete with purple personalised plates.

Purple as a colour is most often associated with royalty, magic, mystery, and piety. When combined with pink, it is associated with eroticism, femininity, and seduction.

However, it is not yet known if there is any particular reason that Jackie wears so much colour, but most people just thinks it comes down to her liking the colour.

Jackie’s husband, Uncle Greg is also partial to a bit of purple but in no way is he has into it as she is.

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