Labor's New Immigration Policy Underway As ICE-Style Agents Swarm On Irish Overstayers Outside The Espy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fourteen drunk and sunburnt Irish nationals have been taken into Federal custody today, as the Department
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Man Turning On Outdoor Heater Without Staff Permission Crowns Himself As Beer Garden Alpha Male
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man that has taken it upon himself to chuck on the outdoor gas heater
Regional Mate Only Willing To Brave A Visit To The City For Tattoo Convention
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Brisbane man is brushing up on his tour guide skills this week as
Local Bloke Really Into His Watches If You Can't Tell By How He's Pulled His Suit Sleeve Back A Few Inches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A dapper gent from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate what most people who
Boring Health Freak Boyfriend Says Coconut Water That Tastes Exactly Like Chocolate Milk Might Not Be Good For You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman has today learnt that her most recent health hack was actually too good
Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Couple Whose Primary Form Of Communication Is Snapchat Might Not Be Built To Last
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights couple still relying on Snapchat to communicate clearly aren't in
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
Mt Franklin Employee Fired After Accidentally Putting Some Actual Bubbles Into A Batch Of Tins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after
Indoor Cat Colleague Earnestly Peruses Wine List At Shit Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local marketing creative director who has not voluntarily entered a licensed venue since
30-Something Woman Books Another Botox Appointment After Being Asked For ID At Her Local Dan’s
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT PLEASE BY ALL MEANS: A local woman has left her neighbourhood Dan Murphy’s in
Local Finance Bro Immediately Submits Application To Join Leveraged Finance Team At JP Morgan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man of the spreadsheets has today decided to make a major pivot. Josh DeMiller
Hyrox Competitor Actually The Furthest Thing From A Hybrid Rockstar On Planet Earth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another one of life's great contradictions has been revealed this week, courtesy of a