Karl Bushby Says Journey Probably Would’ve Only Taken 10 Years If He’d Of Done It Off The Back Of 6 Pints
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT On Monday, British adventurer Karl Bushby returned from his 50,000-kilometre (31,000-mile) walk
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Unemployed Boyfriend Did The Dumbest Shit Ever While You Were At Work And Thinks It's Quite Productive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A charming yet ultimately useless boyfriend has today nonchalantly responded to questions about what the fuck
Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the
Adulthood Slaps Recent Graduate In The Face As Faithful Concession Travel Card Finally Expires
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Maya Renton (22) knew this day would arrive soon enough. Still, there’s no way she
Local Woman Realises Actual Socialising Will Never Beat The Tipsy Stroll Home At 8pm on a Friday
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Mary Swanborn, had an epiphany last Friday night that one's drunk
Early Bird Housemate Snakes Washing Machine AGAIN On Glorious Blue Day
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Gone are the summer days of putting your washing out and having it dry within half
Tattered Black Heels Finally Laid To Rest After 9 Years Of Service
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After 9 years of wonderful memories and committed service, local Betoota woman, Grace Armitage’s black
Kiwi Mate Really Worked Up Over Which Country Has Better Pies For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Kiwi mate is getting really worked up over meat pies again. Jaxon Wano-McKenzie
8am Kickoff Has Mercilessly Hungover Local Man Wondering If Return To Social Footy Was Worth It
JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A man has been overcome with deep regret for his actions after arriving at his 8am
“Women Our Age Are Basically Invisible” Says Rowdy Wine Mum Nearing 110 dB In Centre Of Restaurant
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Julie Hampton (58) has recently become fixated on the fact she's suffering from “Invisible
Hyper Focused Nanna On The Pokies Totally Unaware Of 12-Man Pub Brawl Taking Place Behind Her
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An 83 year old nanna that is 5 hours deep into a pokie bender is so
Report: Child At The Bus Stop Has A Newer Phone Than You
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Bronte Lee is feeling a little bit crushed this morning after noticing a child at the
Taco Night For One Becomes Recently Single Man's Lowest Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recently single man who just wanted to feel something has found himself at rock bottom.