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A recently single man who just wanted to feel something has found himself at rock bottom.
The 31 year old who recently broke up with his longterm partner has found himself in front of a taco making station in his kitchen completely alone.
What's usually a lively, mildly chaotic shared activity has reportedly become a quiet task, with each step carried out in near silence.
“I probably should have thought about this before I bought everything,” he admitted, gesturing toward the neatly arranged tortillas, fillings, and sauces.
Friends say the man had initially framed the idea as a way to get back into cooking, though that optimism quickly faded once he realised he would be assembling and consuming multiple tacos by himself while leaning over a kitchen sink.
The evening reportedly continued with minimal variation, as he moved between the stove and the bench, occasionally checking his phone despite having no new messages.
Experts say situations like this are common following long-term relationships, where routine activities suddenly lose their shared context and become harrowing reminders of solitude.
By the third taco, the 31 year old confirmed that he had begun eating standing up, abandoning any pretense of a proper meal.
He has since confirmed he will not be doing taco night again anytime soon.