Rumours Swirl In Country Town That Driving Test Officer Will Pass You For A Case

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

Some good old fashioned bribery is set to take today as a young L-plater prepares to apply for their P1 licence.

This story comes as 17-year-old Windorah high school student Beth McHuntley-Jones is busy hustling her social circle, trying to find someone who can help her acquire a case of mid-strength lager.

Having spent the last year racking up 100 logbook hours, only 58 of which are real hours and not actually fudged, Beth has reportedly booked herself in for the ever important ‘practical driving test’ to be conducted down at the Windorah police station.

But with two of her friends already being given licence to roam free and drive as they please on their P1s, it’s believed rumours have now leaked that the lone driving test officer in town, Sergeant Bill Terry-Lewis, will pass anyone in exchange for a crate of milton mangos.

Hitting up her cousin, 22-year-old Nath Witson, Beth is on a mission to find someone over 18 who doesn’t mind supplying alcohol to a minor.

“Oi, what are you up to this arvie? Can we go for a drive through the bottlo?” Beth sent Nath via Messenger.

“I’m doing my driving test tomorrow and apparently the copper will pass anyone for a block of golds. I’ll shout you a long neck too, pick whatever you want” Beth added, just to sweeten the deal.

With less than 24 hours before her big test, it’s believed the ever handy Nath is all good to come to the rescue, and help his younger cousin get that prized shiny identification card.

“Yeah I’ll come past tonight, just tell your Mum we are going out to the industrial estate to rehearse some last minute three point turns.”

“And we can go get a case. I know what Bill likes, I actually did the same when I applied for my licence four years ago.”

More to come.