“Women Our Age Are Basically Invisible” Says Rowdy Wine Mum Nearing 110 dB In Centre Of Restaurant

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Julie Hampton (58) has recently become fixated on the fact she's suffering from “Invisible Woman Syndrome”. 

The Betoota Grove divorced mother of 3 says that as she steps into what should truly be her richest years, she’s become almost entirely invisible professionally and socially. 

And she was more than happy to share this with the girls today over afternoon drinks at one of their favourite Betoota wine bars. 

“Just because I’m letting myself age naturally like Rose Byrne and Pamela Anderson! Like, sorry, men! I refuse to pump myself up with botox just for you!” she said. 

The women all began expressing overlapping forms of agreement, having knocked back several bottles of Sauvignon Blanc already. 

“Seriously girls!! I could walk through this room and no one would notice me go by. Not a single male would turn their heads!” 

The women began to shriek unanimously. 

Somehow, it would appear that despite being seated at the loudest table in the restaurant, the women were under the illusion nobody could see or hear them. 

Somewhere along the line, a waitress came around, and Julie pitched the idea of a few bottles of red being added to the mix. 

From there, the women began singing along to ABBA at the top of their longs while dismayed patrons struggled to hear each other. 

“Invisible they reckon. Yeah right. I fucking wish,” said one customer, Margot Quincy. 

The majority have since cleared out after UB40’s ‘Red Red Wine’ came on. 

“At least we have each other, gals! You’re not invisible to me!” Julie put her arms around Katrina to her right and Lisa to her left. 

More shrieking followed.