"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Local Woman Realises Actual Socialising Will Never Beat The Tipsy Stroll Home At 8pm on a Friday
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Mary Swanborn, had an epiphany last Friday night that one's drunk
Tech Entrepreneurs Meet With Shadow Treasurer Malcom Roberts Who Immediately Asks If They Are Circumcised
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Malcolm Roberts has met with concerned members of our puffer vest-owning
Early Bird Housemate Snakes Washing Machine AGAIN On Glorious Blue Day
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Gone are the summer days of putting your washing out and having it dry within half
Tattered Black Heels Finally Laid To Rest After 9 Years Of Service
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After 9 years of wonderful memories and committed service, local Betoota woman, Grace Armitage’s black
Kiwi Mate Really Worked Up Over Which Country Has Better Pies For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Kiwi mate is getting really worked up over meat pies again. Jaxon Wano-McKenzie
8am Kickoff Has Mercilessly Hungover Local Man Wondering If Return To Social Footy Was Worth It
JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A man has been overcome with deep regret for his actions after arriving at his 8am
“Women Our Age Are Basically Invisible” Says Rowdy Wine Mum Nearing 110 dB In Centre Of Restaurant
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Julie Hampton (58) has recently become fixated on the fact she's suffering from “Invisible
Hyper Focused Nanna On The Pokies Totally Unaware Of 12-Man Pub Brawl Taking Place Behind Her
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An 83 year old nanna that is 5 hours deep into a pokie bender is so
Nation Realising Our Politicians Have Zero Fucken Clue How To Debate Economic Policy After 20 Years Of Culture Wars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last week of news headlines have left Australians in a state of confusion, as the
THIS IS AUSTRALIA: Jim Has Now Also Taken 47.5% Of Aspirational Man's SuperCoach Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new reality for Australia is hitting home all around the country this week. From impoverished
Brisbane Woman's Sexy Ice Hockey Fantasies End Abruptly After Visiting The Rink Out At Boondall
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Brisbane woman, Pia Hamlin, was left completely disappointed last week when she visited her local
Australia Now So Communist That The CIA Is Plotting To Replace Albo With Malcolm Fraser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a big couple of weeks of being pasted, the hits are set to keep rolling