Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Reading In Public Is So Performative Says Woman With Incredibly Curated Instagram Profile
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman has today expressed her disdain for the emergence of ‘performative public readers.
Historically Rough Inner-City Pub Completes Gentrification With Aesop Urinal Cakes
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Wombat Arms Hotel in North Fitzroy has finally completed the long process of gentrification after
Guy With Android Phone Has Pretty Strong Opinions On Most Things
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local tech engineer and avid Android phone user actually has strong views on lots of
"Get In My Belly" Murmurs Hungover Silly Seasoner Staring At New Berocca Hydrate Range
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Local man Henry Gray is today contemplating the state of his skull, after a rather explosive
4D Donkey Sneeze At Movie World Theatre Still By Far The Best Cinematic Experience Man Has Ever Had
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today left a crowded Hoyts theatre bitterly disappointed. After viewing
Katter Party Says Under Current QLD Law, Kevin McCallister Would Get Locked Up While The Wet Bandits Go Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite two record-breaking petitions being ignored by the Queensland Government, Katter's Australian Party
Cannabis Prescribed For Anxiety Has Side Effects Including A Weirder Type Of Anxiety
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT In 2016 medicinal cannabis was legalised nationally and since then, the prevalence of prescriptions has soared.
Golf And Darts Now The Last Two Realistic Pathways To Professional Sport After Local Man Turns 27
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are five major milestones that that every fully grown Australian man will experience at some
“Ridiculous, Waste Of Time:” 6 Independent Grandparent Reviews Of Bottle Sterilisers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the world hurtles forward at a rapid pace, so to does the new parenting landscape.
Boomers That Spent A Decade Complaining About Kids And Screens Now Worried Sounds Of Them Playing Outside Will Hurt Property Prices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After spending years complaining about kids and their ‘bloody screens’, it can now be reported that
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Confirms Free Money Programme For Power Companies Will End In 2026
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's energy giants have today expressed their disappointment as Treasurer Jim
69% Of Arguments Solved By One Side Just Cooling Off On The Couch
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT MY SISTER’S BEEN THROUGH A LOT: A local couple has been found at opposite