"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Enhanced Games Flops Harder Than A Steroid User's Pee Pee
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some rather unsurprising news from Las Vegas, the Enhanced Games has panned out pretty much
Adulthood Slaps Recent Graduate In The Face As Faithful Concession Travel Card Finally Expires
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Maya Renton (22) knew this day would arrive soon enough. Still, there’s no way she
Old Codger On Lime Bike Is Needlessly Playing With Fire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bloke old enough to be eligible for APIA's insurance offerings is
AO Set For Historic Las Vegas Edition After NRL CEO Takes Reins Of Tennis Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian tennis landscape is set for a major shakeup in the coming months, following the
Australian Man Begins Week With Renewed Hatred For Paparazzi Tabloid Scum After Watching Kylie Doco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota-based property valuer, Graham Crumsley (43) has had his long-held hatred of the tabloid
Angus Taylor Reminds Colleagues That It Will Be Hard To Win Elections If They Keep Publicly Saying What Races Of People They Don't Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the last two Federal Elections, the Liberal Party's post-mortem reviews have been
Gen-X Stoner Enraged The Official Top 50 Aussie Movies List Didn’t Include The Modern Classic, Fat Pizza
KEITH T. DENNET | South | CONTACT In entertainment news, a man who used to smoke three bongs a day is demanding
NSW Blues Keep Joey Johns Under Armed Guard Like A White Rhino Because He's The Last Bloke Down South Who Gets Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Another State Of Origin series, another valiant effort from the people NSW who are now just
Man Lays Head On Girlfriend's Tummy For Some Of That Distant WW2 Battle ASMR
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has used some downtime this week to place his earhole against his
Hot Water Bottle And Cuppa Found To Be The Girlfriend Version Of 5 Guinness Pints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fresher months roll around, wives and girlfriends across Australia are currently relishing in their
Regional Breathwork Coach Furious After Learning He's Gonna Lose 47% In Capital Gains When He Decides To Exit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's been the week from hell for Anthony Taylor (29). The recently localised resident
"Mate England Is Proper Over Run At The Moment" Says Whinging Pom On Foreign Soil In A Nice Apartment Using Australian Health Care And Taking One Of Our Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local guvnor has today offered to give The Advocate and its readers a bit of