Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Local Man Circles Friday 19th Of December As Perfect Afternoon To Go Nuclear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A very proactive pisshead is getting on the front foot today as he starts
Royal Commission Launched Into Why The Fuck 50c Coin Is Hexagonal
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Government has today announced its intention to launch a Royal Commission into one of the
Funemployed Guy Considering Not So Fun Clinical Trial
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A recent university graduate has vowed to make this summer the best one yet. Instead of
Woman Who Says She Wants Community Waits Behind Apartment Door Until Neighbours Leave Common Area
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact For the last 6 months, Emily Rosswood (33) has been begging her husband to let them
New Mum Desperate For Some ‘Me Time’ Spends Baby’s Whole Nap Watching Him Sleep
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact New mother, Rachel Frank, is at her wits end this afternoon after her 10 month old
Investigation Proves The Hairdresser Mirror Is Bewitched To Make You 30% Uglier Than Normal
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Have you ever stared at your reflection during a haircut and wondered who is this haggard,
Christmas Deadline Almost Close Enough For Man To Start Thinking About Panic Buying Presents
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Sitting on the couch at his Betoota Ponds home, Jimmy Stewart experienced a very brief, almost
Woman Spends 90% Of Murder Mystery Show Throwing Out Wild Guesses Of Who Did It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Jeremy Tecca is questioning his choice in wife this evening while watching the latest Netflix thriller,
Australia's 7 Best Hills To Visit With A Six Pack And Talk Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's that time of the year again when you start looking for things to
Sydney's Afternoon HIIT Classes Empty As The Gays Need Two Hours To Get To Accor Stadium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Boutique gyms across central Sydney are reporting empty classes this afternoon, as the city’s gays
"Happy Friday, Lads," Says Stokes Returning To Table With Four Schooners On A Drinks Tray
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has declared the start of the weekend while carefully returning
Bloke Who Spent Years Drinking International Roast Now Measures Sealed Coffee Beans To The Milligram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today been confronted by a ghost of his former life. Will Alston