Enhanced Games Flops Harder Than A Steroid User's Pee Pee

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In some rather unsurprising news from Las Vegas, the Enhanced Games has panned out pretty much as expected.

The 'bombshell' event that was set to shake the sporting world to its core, has left those experiencing it rather underwhelmed.

This comes, or doesn't cum so to speak, after the Enhanced Games flopped harder that a steroid user's pee.

The concept of the Enhanced Games is that athletes can take performance-enhancing drugs including testosterone, EPO and human growth hormone.

Kicking off in the encapsulation of modern sports entrepreneurship, Las Vegas, the games has failed to break any world records.

Fred Kerley the great hope in the 100 metre enhanced sprint has barely cracked the 10 second mark.

To make matters worse, the severe lack of decent enhanced contestants has also seen un-enhanced competitors get the job done.

For example, Barbadian sprinter Tristan Evelyn stormed home to take victory in the women's 100 metre sprint.

All in all, the kick off to the scat idea of letting people put as many performance enhancing drugs into their body for a monetary reward from rich people playing games - has left the world with the not so nice side effects of roid abuse.

"Yeah, feels more like bacne, male pattern baldness, ED and impotence," laughed one local sports fan.

"Than jacked Chad's proving that their is no bounds to human ingenuity."

More to come.