"Mate England Is Proper Over Run At The Moment" Says Whinging Pom On Foreign Soil In A Nice Apartment Using Australian Health Care And Taking One Of Our Jobs

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A local guvnor has today offered to give The Advocate and its readers a bit of a run down on what's going on in the United Kingdom.

Richard Wigglesworth (29) from somewhere in Chelmsford explained to us that his beloved England is proper sick at the moment.

"She's not well mate, not well at all," said Wigglesworth, who has spent the last 8 years of his life on our Southern Shores despite loving his home so much.

"And I'm not racist, but the place is just over run with migrants mate."

"You lot are the racist ones ahaha" continued the man whose country invented the racism handbook.

The man who owns a beautiful apartment in Sydney, uses our health care and services, and takes one of our jobs says England has just been flooded by people from overseas.

"Mate it's proper crook mate," continued Wigglesworth.

"Like hopefully this new lot can sort it out," he said in reference to Nigel Farage and his merry band of isolationists who want to reduce the non-white population to a controlled group of migrants who forever remain a servant underclass for the caucasian British population.

While England has spent centuries living off the pillaging of resources and labour across its wide ranging colonial empire - the migration numbers of people from those places destroyed by the English has apparently become too great.

"Look it was probably too much a few decades ago, but now it's just beyond the pale."

"Not sure I could ever see meself living back there to be honest."