Australia Now So Communist That The CIA Is Plotting To Replace Albo With Malcolm Fraser

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After a big couple of weeks of being pasted, the hits are set to keep rolling in for the Federal Government - it can be confirmed today.

With the media, political and online noise merchant class screaming blue murder over changes to the way assets are taxed in an effort to try balance the bottom line and slow down Australia's property ponzi scheme - the Federal Government has had its work cut out for it.

However, a workload reprieve may actually be in sight, with rumours circulating that the Centralised Insurgency Agency (CIA) are planning to overthrow our government.

This comes after reports have made their way back to America, that Australia is now a communist country.

The basis for the allegations of communism come from people in the media and on the internet who say reducing massive exemptions for investors (that most effect the 5% of the population that make up the top tax bracket and own the vast majority of investment properties) amounts to state control of the economy.

Famous for overthrowing regimes all over the world for daring to have autonomy over their own resources, the CIA has confirmed quietly to The Advocate that it feels good to be back.

"All this shit in Iran and Venezuela got us feeling ourselves again," said one local operative speaking under the condition of anonymity.

"And hey, we did it 50 years ago here and it was a piece of piss."

"We defs don't need MI6 involved this time though lol."

"So plans in are in the works to start arming local militia and activating this centuries John Kerr to get things in motion."

"A gas tax will be the final straw."

"We'll have a special plane ready to take people like the Australia Institute for a nice flight over the Pacific Ocean."

More to come.