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Ethnic Dad's Worst Nightmare Now A Reality As Daughter Ends Up With Aussie Bloke Who Doesn't Have Any Go About Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 2nd-generation migrant has broken her father's heart, by simply following her

Local Rugby League Fan Still Buzzing After Absolutely Thrilling Weekend Of International Fixtures

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds man is today walking on sunshine, after an absolutely magical weekend of international

World News

Meghan Markle Finally Accepted By The Royals After Revelations That She Has A Nonce In The Family

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Royal Family and the BBC have suddenly welcomed the Duchess Of Sussex with open

Local News

"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner

Local News

Local Man Really Could Not Give A Flying Fuck About A Phone Screen That Folds

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke with a bit going has decided he does not need to engage with

The Nation

Morayfield Bloke Gets Great Value For His 4 Cents A Day After Being Saved From Floodwaters By ABC Reporter

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Morayfield have never been more grateful that the Australian public broadcaster has the

LinkedIn Profile Update Suggests Local Bloke Is Shopping Around A Bit

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A bit of revision on his LinkedIn page has not gone unnoticed by coworkers of a

"Hey Babe, Wanna Come Watch Me [Stand Around For 8 Hours Heckling Blokes I Don't Know] This Weekend "

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bohdi Williams has today put forward a stunning offer to his better half. With the 32

Channel 7 To Create New Reality TV Show Following A Melbourne Sharehouse Picking A New Housemate

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Network big wigs have wised up and found the hottest source of drama it can be

Local News

Local Man Learns Something New As His Barber Explains The USA Was Fully Based Off Ancient Persia Bro

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Bryan Pleats (40) is a big believer in the old Queensland saying that '

Honeymoon Period Officially Over After New Boyfriend Tries To Put Good Pans In The Dishwasher

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A blossoming relationship between a pair of young Flight Path District lovers has hit a little

Nerdy Men Absolutely Killing It On Dance Dance Revolution Worth Parking Up And Watching For A Bit

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Two men delivering an insane performance on Dance Dance Revolution have convinced a group of passing