"Hey Babe, Wanna Come Watch Me [Stand Around For 8 Hours Heckling Blokes I Don't Know] This Weekend "

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Bohdi Williams has today put forward a stunning offer to his better half.

With the 32 year old listening to his wife Steph 'whinge about a lack of plans tomorrow', Bodhi has decided to offer up an 8 hour extravaganza of absolute middling sporting prowess.

"Yeah I just asked if she wanted to watch me play cricket, given she has nothing on tomorrow and doesn't feel like moping around the house," laughed Bodhi.

"Which was apparently not a very impressive offer," explained the Betoota Dugongs 3rd Grader.

"Not sure why she wouldn't want to come and watch me say some rancid things to a bunch of blokes from Bedourie that I don't know, and despite probably being very similar to me, I enjoy trying to belittle and goad them as much as I possible while in the heat of battle."

"I guess maybe she knows I'll relay the highlights of any back and forth to her after I come home from the pub," he laughed.

Speaking to The Advcoate about the kind offer, Steph rolled her eyes.

"Mateeeee," she laughed.

"I don't mind slowing down and smelling the roses, but I'll just go to a nice park somewhere I think."

"Not go and watch these pork chops chirp at each other like a bunch of naughty school children."

"And I wasn't whinging, I just said I know its my only free weekend for the next month, but I kind of feel like doing something now."

"Going to watch him play cricket is not that something."

More to come.