KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A helpless Bachelor is attempting to fill his calendar tonight as he looks for a way to spice up his year.
After spending the last six months suffering an unfortunate dry spell, which has included several ghostings from potential Bumble suitors, local Drummond Golf retail assistant Curt Trainor (31) has decided he’s going to book himself a holiday and try and drag his mates along for the ride.
Aware that half of his friends will likely be unable to jet away to Brisbane for a three-day boys trip due to family and or girlfriend commitments, Curt decided he’d just push the dates into the group chat and try and catch a few early bites.
“Sooooo Magic Round aye?” Curt typed, following up his message with a gif of Fatty Vautin blowing some flirty kisses.
“I reckon we fly up Thursday night, give it a proper nudge, take the Monday off and come back Tuesday!” Curt added, incredibly assumptive that all his mates would be willing to take annual leave to watch him sink piss inside Suncorp for three days.
Having been left on seen by seven of the nine mates in the groupchat mainly used for memes or the sharing of scandalous messages about NRL players, Curt doubled down to play holiday planner for his group of friends.
“I’ll start looking for a hotel, something cheap like a hostel maybe? We won’t be doing much sleeping, I might not even book a bed for me and just see how we go with those Brissy girls, if you know what I’m saying…”
Excited to see some dots appear on the chat, Curt was thrilled to see two of his similarly single mates perk up at the idea of heading to the festival of footy.
“Yeah, what are the dates?” asked mate Jakob stupidly, as if he was unable to Google them himself.
“Yeah I’m in” replied Phil, who had just broken up with his partner of six years.
“Oath boys I’ll start buying tickets, so who else is keen?”
More to come.
