EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has this week been informed that her pronunciation of the word, ‘FIFO’, makes her sound like a hungry giant on a quest to feast on the bones of a young child, it’s reported.
It’s alleged Dana Hughes  had spotted the terms a few times on dating apps (which if it’s Tinder, usually means ‘fly in, fuck out’) when she’d matched with a ‘FIFO worker’ on Hinge.
Meeting at Betoota’s most popular destination for first dates, ‘The Shifty Hen’, Dana made the adorable mistake of asking what he did as a ‘FEE FO worker’, seeing as her sheltered upbringing meant that she’d never come across the expression before.
“A what?”, he’d answered, trying very hard not to stifle a shit eating grin, “a FEE FO worker?”
Shooting him a confused look, Dana whips out her phone and points to the words ‘FIFO worker’ listed on his profile.
“Hahaha I know.”
“I mean, I know I’m a big boy…”
More to come.