EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Hayley Morgenstein  has today had to defend herself against a mate asking some prying questions, insisting that she in no way had any emotional attachment to a certain piece of clothing she kept in her top drawer.
It’s alleged Hayley was having a movie night when the small argument occurred, with her mate Renee enquiring about the busted, baggy old T-shirt Hayley chose to wear for the evening, that clearly wasn’t something she had purchased for herself.
As someone who gave more of a ‘matching pyjama set’ kind of energy, Hayley was instantly questioned on the exact provenance of her shirt…which was met with a very heavy pause.
“Um…it’s just an old shirt.”
“WHOSE old shirt?”
(Nathan is Hayley’s favourite ex, circa 2019).
“Why do you still have that? Throw it away!”
Giving Renee a massive stink eye, Hayley says the only reason she has it is because it’s comfy, okay!
“I can’t sleep in anything else and that’s only because it’s like that perfect size and the material is so soft.”
“And no, NOT because of ANYTHING ELSE so JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!”
Pausing to calm herself down, Hayley quickly deflects by dropping in the fact that Renee still uses a burner account to look up her ex, Ben.
“Don’t you still watch Ben’s stories from your ‘Smexxibabe69’ account, hmmmm?”
“I’d say THAT’S not moving on, huh?”
More to come.