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I’m Watching Citadel For The Eye Candy’ Says Local Woman Actually Referring To Stanley Tucci
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Maya Bauer has this week eagerly agreed to watch new spy thriller series, Citadel, jokingly informing her boyfriend Nate that she’ll watch it with him, purely ‘for the eye candy.’
Maya is said to have allowed him to believe she was talking about Richard Madden, when in actual fact, she was referring to Stanley Tucci – also known as the ‘sexy turtle man’.
“He’s just got something about him”, Maya reveals, “I know it’s a weird choice, but I stand by it.”
“The girls that get it, get it.”