WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local boyfriend has made a fool of himself this weekend, it can be confirmed.
While many of his friends might have assumed that Berrigan Morkos did so in the early hours of Sunday night, it can be confirmed that he actually embarrassed himself at the Betoota Plains shopping centre on Sunday afternoon.
With a headache that could bring down a robot, Berrigan found himself meandering through the aisle of the local Aldi supermarket, trying to piece together his life.
However, towards the end of the painful shopping trip (painful because he consumed three and a half weeks worth of alcohol in the space of a Saturday session) Berrigan made a fool of himself by revealing that he is a massive hypocrite.
“Geez babe, 11 dollars for muesli, do we really need to spending that much money on fancy cereal,” asked the morbidly hungover sack of shit.
His girlfriend then looked at him, trying to ascertain whether he was taking the piss or not.
“Sorry?” she laughed.
“11 bucks for muesli just seems a bit much ya know.”
At that point, his girlfriend then decided it was time to nip the flower of attitude in the bud.
“Oh yeah, true, it’s like one tenth of a round that you bought at 10:30pm last night,” she laughed.
Berrigan then inhaled, realising the flaws in his rationale.
“I mean, I guess I could just have a single red bull vodka for breakfast for the whole week couldn’t I?”
“Should we sit down and work out how much you pissed up the wall last night?” she continued.
A broken Berrigan then laughed meekly and apologised for being a dip shit.
No more to come.
