Every single one of the 101 acts to appear at the 2019 Splendour In The Grass music festival had the best gig of their careers, it has been confirmed by Triple J’s social media team.

Even though some of the acts weren’t strictly musical, Triple J insists that every single band did just as good of a job as every other band at every other festival they have ever been involved in over the last eighty-four years.

“Even the band that had the guy that whipped his penis out and got evicted from the event, they killed it!” says one Triple J intern who only discovered who the Santigold was 12 hours ago.

“Childish just absolutely killed it!”

The bands are believed to have absolutely killed it on every single gig as well, at an array of different venues at the 660-acre North Byron Parklands site.


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