The Nation

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young craft beer reviewer is doing some soul searching in the urban essential oils capital of the country this morning. The Newtown resident named Saul Anneck-O'Chamber isn't doing the type of soul searching he's done overseas off the back of his parent's sizeable income and asset combo, but is instead trying to figure out where it all went...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After shocking the young people of NSW who live in Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle and managing to win the state election this weekend, Gladys Berejilkian had her celebrations cut short last night. Following the phone call from Michael Daley conceding defeat, and more importantly Anthony Green making a call from his election screen on the TV, Gladys Berejiklian...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact A frustrating reality of her own making has dawned on Gladys this afternoon after only half of the people who she thought she could count on for votes actually showed up at the polling booths. It’s believed the would-be Gladys voters had every intention of voting in the fun-killer, however they didn’t even get close to the booths...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier Of New South Boomerstan, the nation's second worst state are Victoria, has vowed to both privatise and tax the consumption of air in the state as her election campaign comes to a close. Speaking to the media this afternoon in Australia's engine room, Western Sydney, Gladys Berejiklian said people need to be held...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the coming days, the Treasurer of Australia, Joshua Frydenberg, will deliver a budget that spruiks the nation's return to surplus. But before the 2nd of April rolls around, balding men from all walks of political opinion are rejoicing this morning after Josh appeared on television with a shaved head for the first time. During his...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia appeared on popular CBS panel show, The Project, last night in Melbourne were he answered claims made by the nation's leading media commentator, Waleed Aly, that he planned to use Islamophobia as a political weapon. During the discussion, both Waleed and Scott made a point of interrupting each other to...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "It's caring, not killing," he said. "We should let Super Rugby die a dignified death. That's what it deserves. Truth growth can only come from the ashes of despair." Goink Pooley is hoping to topple our incumbent representative in Canberra at this year's election, hoping that the Voluntary Euthanasia Party can gain enough momentum to beat...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bunch of tatted up Far North Queensland AJs have today made the executive call to continue their piss up shirtless, after one of them noted that she's not cold. The crew appears to be made up of five or so defence force employees, and a couple of local tradies who were identified as civilians by their long hair...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Queenslander who has since suffered the indignity of moving to a lesser southern state has prepared the dish of her people today for her office's Harmony Day lucheon. Complete with trays of food from around the world, Jennifer Boyce-Renny of Capalaba in Brisbane's sunny bayside district, thought it pertinent to bring a slice of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Tibooburra man says he's effectively being forced to choose between quite obvious corruption and fairly blatant racism this election - and he's unsure which of them is the lesser evil. Dale Peen, a 54-year-old semi-retired Toyota mechanic, spoke briefly to The Advocate via telephone this afternoon where he expressed his disappointment with the political...