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Government Propaganda Arm Plead With Nation To Stand Up For Marginalised Minority

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Propaganda arm of State and Federal Government has today issued a stirring plea for ordinary citizens to do better. For the first time since it's long-running and powerful defence of the Franking Credit and Climate Change Denial community, the Daily Telegraph has stood up for a marginalised community - the NSW Police Force. The vulnerable and...

Collingwood Claim Lumumba Was Only Called ‘Chimp’ Coz He Milked Free Kicks, For His Own Team

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Collingwood Football Club has today surprisingly decided against taking responsibility for its actions. This follows former Collingwood player Héritier Lumumba revealing this week that Collingwood promoted a culture of racism when he was at the club. The Brazilian born AFL All Australian said his nickname at the Magpies between 2005 and 2013 was “Chimp” and added the...

GM’s Care Package To Holden Dealers Just Instructions On How To Commit Insurance Fraud

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Holden dealers around the country were left high and dry by General Motors earlier this year when they decided to take the iconic carmaker off the ventilator. Short after, Holden died peacefully. But thousands of jobs around the country were effectively given a death sentence by GM's decision, prompting calls for the big American to put...

PM Comes To Compromise With Protesters And Agrees To Riddle Cook Statues With Hawaiian Spears

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The widespread anti-racism protests that began in the United States are now pinballing throughout Europe, leading to the removal of two statues in the United Kingdom and one in Belgium with racist colonial legacies as slave masters and white supremacists. This growing trend of erasing revisionist history has forced the Australian Prime Minister to act quickly to protect our...

Byron And Bondi Ask For Exclusive Travel Bubble With Bali

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the debate about the opening of borders and travel bubbles rages on, the residents of the Bondi and Byron bubbles have today entered the chat. Waverley Council and Byron Shire Council have decided to advocate on the most pressing issue facing their constituents right now, the lack of opportunity to go on a holiday. With New Zeland...

Barefoot Receives Order Of Australia For Services To ING

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation's living treasures has received the Order Of Australia for services to Dutch bank ING this month. Scott Pape, who's best known by his stage name The Barefoot Investor, has helped millions of Australians archive some semblance of financial security over the past two decades. The Sunraysia's Golden Son has done that by...

Second Wave Of Coronavirus All That Can Salvage St George Dragons Season Now

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The inevitable second wave of coronavirus is all that can salvage the St George (Illawarra) Dragons this season, according to NRL officials as the team completes another round without scoring a try. Sydney's Titans have suffered back to back floggings in the season reboot which has put pressure on just about everyone in the organisation,...

“Australia Should Make Cars Again!” Says Patriot Who’s Never Owned An Australian-Made Car

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the western world eyes off a protectionist future, one local man has called on the nation to start making their own cars again. Derek Sutherland, of Betoota Heights, has never owned an Australian car but says he would consider it in the future if he knew they had the same build quality as a...

Magic Of Sydney Games Officially Dies As Hipster Walks Into The Pub Wearing A Volunteer Polo

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man has both felt old and disappointed to learn the magic of the Sydney 2000 Olympic Games has officially died this afternoon as he watched some hipster walk into his pub wearing a volunteer polo. The greatest games of modern history wouldn't have been possible without the help of thousands of volunteers, who were...

ScoMo Asks NZ If They’d Be Cool Buying $80bn Worth Of Iron Ore If China Walks Away From Us

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the unthinkable event that China decides to stop trading with Australia altogether, our Prime Minister is hard at work today safeguarding industry from a potential China freezeout. First cab off the rank, iron ore. In high-level talks this afternoon, Scott Morrison phoned New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern to give the Kiwis first dibs at...

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