The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's weeping wound is subject of a new reality television show where people who moved their and fucked the place argue over which of group of them did the fucking in the first place. It's allegedly called Byron Baes but that's not important, said one of the show's producers, who explained to our reporter...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke has made it public today that a bloke who looks just like him is the new CEO of Australia Post, replacing Christine Holgate who resigned six months ago for giving people some cheap watches. "At least they weren't cheap headphones!" laughed Scott Morrison today in Sydney. "Because if they were cheap headphones, she'd...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Things are looking up as Australian Covid-19 numbers decline and delivery company CouriersPlease finally getting round to sending you that Facemask you ordered back in July. Despite only having a 1.3 star rating on Google, CouriersPlease process packages and mail for millions of Australians, with some even making it to the recipients’ front door. And for Betoota based admin worker...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Aside from meeting the parents, the one big pivotal moment for a burgeoning relationship is meeting the friends. This is often the clincher for most new couples, as any kind of disapproval from the mates can quickly have someone rethinking their relationship or suddenly seeing flaws they’d missed i.e the glass shattering effect. Or for local woman Ali Shaw, it...

In some news that hasn’t shocked Royal followers, Prince Philip has died.

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | CONTACT There isn’t a shred of regret or shame emanating from Emily, Julie or Annabel tonight as they sit perched at a bar in Betoota’s recently trendy Latino district, with the girls nearly buried by a line-up of 20 cocktails. The industrious girls aren’t your problem drinkers, they’re just making the most of the bar’s 2 for 1...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stepping out of his new office on Betoota's leafy Upper West Side, Connor Wales thought he'd be having a few easy schoons of his favourite local bitter while he caught up with mates over a bit of healthy conversation He even came straight from work with his laptop bag slung over his right shoulder, with all intention to...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation's highest ski resorts has put their prices back up to normal today just 24 hours after slashing them to entice Australians looking to head over to New Zealand this winter. However, the Kiwis have dropped the ball again and that special travel bubble hangs in the balance. Someone who works in hotel...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland leader Annastacia Palaszczuk has doubled down on her criticisms of the Federal Government's spicy cough jab rollout, telling reporters in Brisbane today that Scott Morrison couldn't organise a jab in a Goodna sports garden. "Which if you're not from here, is a pretty bloody easy thing to do," Palaszczuk added. "Honestly to Betsy, where is...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian ski resorts are feeling the heat now that customers can go to New Zealand, forcing one popular location to slash their prices. Thredbo, which this masthead understands is in the foothills of Mount Kosciusko, is now trying to lure customers lost to New Zealand back by offering up a bed in a mixed...