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LOUIS BURKE  | Culture | CONTACT As the gold standard state continues to record high infection numbers, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian continues to insist that all final year high school students proceed with in-person exams and learning for their year 12 HSC. Although year 12 students are often reminded by teachers and parents that the HSC ‘is not the be all and end all’...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After enduring decades of ridicule from the Anglicans and Catholics, it seems the Hillsong Church might be a real religion after all. This comes as the Hillsong senior pastor, and close friend of the Prime Minister, Brian Houston has been charged for allegedly concealing child sexual abuse by his father. Brian Houston founded the evangelical megachurch in the early...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota Heights community member is being heaped with praise this week, after demonstrating impeccable conflict resolution skills in a tricky situation. Alison Clifton has won plenty of fans in the community after resolving a dispute with the local Chinese Restaurant by viciously attacking them on the community Facebook group. The local mother of 3 posted in the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Health Minister has today made an extra effort to communicate with the non-English speaking residents of Western Sydney who might be slipping through the cracks of public health informations. This comes as New South Wales records a further 233 local cases and two more deaths, as State Premier Gladys Berejiklian warns outbreak will get worse now...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A French Quarter woman has shocked the town this week, with an incredible display of self-control. The 28-old-local named Meg Hill did so yesterday evening when she managed to navigate an entire trip to Merde De Chien Reserve without once mentioning that she owns a rescue dog. The performance is believed to be the first of its kind...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tertiary-educated leftie from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese on blast this morning, telling The Advocate that he's sold workers out by supporting changes to the nominal tax rate and scrapping the proposed scrapping of negative gearing and franking credit changes. The President of the Keep Rue de Putain...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit about nothing, and still refuses to directly answer anyway of the soft questions handed to him by his friends in the Australian media. In fact the most memorable thing to come out of this media appearance was our PM saying the words...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for government policy. This comes as Labor calls for the government to give $300 to all people who have received both their jabs by December 1, as an incentive to accelerate the roll-out amongst people that may have been turned back two or...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A group of neuroscientists from the underfunded CSIRO facility in Betoota have released an interesting report today. The group of experts has revealed that they believe Bruce McAvaney may have the biggest hard drive in the country. This comes as the man known as Mr. Olympics wows the nation with his commentary on a whole raft of events....

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the US. In case you only consume Australian media that remains fixated on the era of music that was popular when most of our country's Gen-X culture journalists were rocking whiteboy dreadlocks and eyebrow rings, the Kid Laroi is a 17-year-old Koori rapper/singer...