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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland State Government has said their border may not open up to New South Wales ever again - even after their southern neighbour's vaccination rates reach 80 per cent It is believed that QLD Premier Palaszczuk has stopped working with the Federal Government, after her request for a border bubble that would lower the roadside checkpoints to...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Mum has confirmed that things are well truly f’d in the a by coming up to you and asking for a drag of your dart. While usually a frequent berrator of her adult children and their decision to smoke, suburban mum Marion Blake has decided to forgo her usual cancer routine in favour of taking a sweet earthy drag...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets of the city over the weekend to highlight the fact that they are willing to get arrested for the conspiracies that have taken over their YouTube-brains after nearly two months of extreme financial distress. The Victorian Police Commissioner said yesterday's anti-lockdown protests...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over the weekend and they've been doting on the little bundle of joy ever since. Graham and Enola 'Butter' Rogers, both 68, took a break from manhandling their eldest son's baby to speak to The Advocate about the joy pulsating throughout their bodies at the moment. The couple...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne residents are still not taking this thing seriously and need to take a good look at themselves. Premier Dan Andrews has warned that the state's 17th outbreak might spiral out of control, as Victoria records 55 new cases overnight, their second day...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people in the community who do not want to wear a mask for whatever reason should wear a less-intrusive plastic bag over their head instead. Plastic bags, while now harder to find, are readily available across Australia. Many are owned by anti-mask...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Premier has assured the people of her state that the government kind of knows what they're doing right now as the nation's most populous hell hole descends further down the toilet of life. Speaking to the media - and the rest of the country - at 11am this morning, Gladys Berejiklian said...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Greater Sydney lockdown has claimed another cultural insititution overnight, as the iconic Golden Century Seafood Restaurant in Chinatown announces that it has gone into administration after 31 years. The 24-hour Chinese restaurant - known for its colourful patronage of bikies, Labor MPs, union heavies and rock stars - was unable to withstand the relentless restrictions put in...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With each major city constantly in and out of never-ending lockdowns, the delusional fringes of society are gaining more members every day. The unfortunate reality that Australians find themselves in due to incompetent governance and a colossally bungled jab roll-out has resulted in vast numbers of disenfranchised workers steering away from the advice of medical experts and seeking...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT While swinging from a hammock out the back of her Californian Bungalow in Murwillumbah, local anti-vaxxer Keely Spiritchild (57) unloads another couple of paragraphs into the secret Facebook group that she spends most of her day moderating. As NSW records 633 new cases this week, including three transmissions in her out Northern Rivers LGS, Keely says this has...