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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TEST CRICKETER Peter Siddle has urged the current crop of young Australian pacemen that they're not consuming the correct amount of bananas that a fast bowler should be consuming. The 31-year-old has hinted that this could be the very reason why the nation's Test team has been plagued by injury and pace bowler breakdowns in...

5 September, 2016 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Police in Sydney's West have today spoken about an incident that occurred inside a place of worship yesterday afternoon - as a man of Middle Eastern appearance held a crowd of 15,000 people hostage for up to 45 minutes. It is believed that the man in question, notorious Leichardt identity Robbie Farah, created scenes of hysteria at...

2 September, 2016. 11:34 WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Following his now very public association with one-punch killer Keiran Loveridge, further revelations have come to light this morning about Andrew Fifita’s relationship with another notorious Australian criminal. In another headache for the NRL, a source has confirmed that the Cronulla Sharks player visited Martin Bryant, Australia’s worst killer yesterday ahead of their...

31 August, 2015 11:30 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A MOSMAN ACCOUNTANT IS in Royal North Shore Hospital this afternoon after former Test cricketer Brett Lee grew tired of him getting edges, so he came around the wicket and dug them in short to finish the job. In what was supposed to be a jovial day's cricket to benefit many local charities, the fast...

29 August, 2015 17:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Notorious NRL and Super Rugby player agent, Khoder Nasser has today confirmed that his client Quade Cooper has put ink to paper as the official 'life-saver' signing at Queensland Reds... For the next three seasons. The announcement has resulted in a huge exhale for both the club and fans, who are sick and tired of their post...

28 August, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE SOURDOUGH HAS never tasted so sour. The wage-earning coffee professional who tried in vain to smash an unripe and out-of-season avocado on it has only done a slightly better job than what Alasdair Davis-Whitney reckons the Wallabies did last night in Wellington. "Sometimes, I don't know why I waste my frequent flyer...

24 August, 2o16. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WALLABIES COACH MICHAEL CHEIKA HAS reached out to greyhound trainers, who had their fate sealed this morning by the New South Wales Legislative Council, to 'blood' his team ahead next month's Bledisloe showdown. After capturing a live New Zealander, local greyhound trainer Glenn Monkton arrived this afternoon in Sydney with an idea in...

22 August, 2016. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DESPITE BEING ELECTRIC ON Sunday afternoon, finding intercepts and chipping over the defensive line, 27-year-old technology consultant Brett Sookman feels 70 today after a weekend game of touch footy. With adrenaline still coursing through his veins after UFC202, Sookman and a dozen other friends grabbed the footy and headed to their local park...

22 August, 2016. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DESPITE LEAVING NEW ZEALAND AT age 10, Dennis Copeland's love for the All Blacks has never died. Most of his colleagues at the small East Brisbane boutique accounting firm where he works simply tolerate him. When he became a vegan for ethical reasons two years ago, his boss tried to fire him. Every...

21 August, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY to roll a Turf King out of the back of his hand, using his ring finger to get some ungodly purchase on the ball, Mick Crichton says that while he enjoys being part of the wider AIS community - deep down he just wants to tour the...