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Darren Lehmann currently pulling what’s left of his hair out

19 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rubbing his hands over his wearing brow, national cricket coach Darren Lehmann is currently pulling any hair he can find. As the Pakistanis edge closer and closer to a historic victory, the 46-year-old is beginning to feel the pinch and pressure that a loss such as this can and will bring to...

Bogut Informs Disinterested Dallas Teammates About How Good The Coffee Is In ‘Melbs’

BRUCE BACHETTO | Editor | CONTACT Andrew Bogut is having a hard time making friends at his new team, the Dallas Mavericks. However, it’s not his basketball that has his new team mates turned off. “Melbourne was voted most livable city in Australia – again” says Bogut. “I just really want the boys to understand what a great city it is. It’s so much better than...

NZ prime minister John Key resigns after All Blacks’ loss to Ireland last month

5 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE PRIME MINISTER OF New Zealand, John Key, is the latest head to roll after the All Blacks' shock loss to Ireland last month - a national scandal which has seen politicians and rugby officials receive widespread criticism and death threats. Key's resignation comes after one senior rugby administrator was sentenced alongside...

Michael Cheika quick to remind nation that at least he’s better than Robbie Deans

4 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER WHATS BEEN described as 'just another Wallabies tour of Europe,' coach Michael Cheika has shrugged off calls for him to step aside, saying that while he's no Eddie Jones, he's certainly not another Robbie Deans. Speaking to the media after the Wallabies 37-21 loss to England in London overnight, Cheika said...

Adelaide blokes who like living dangerously buy tickets for Day 4 and 5

25 November, 2016. 12:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact RATHER THAN SPENDING THEIR weekend the traditional South Australian way - listening to Hilltop Hoods, stoned out of their mind on clonazepam, four Adelaide mates have tentatively bought tickets to Day Four and Five of the Third Test, thinking that there's an off chance it might go the distance. However, the current form of the...

Rising Number Of Kids Growing Up Without Backyards Blamed For Slump In Aussie Sport

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian cricket captain, Ricky Ponting, has put the blame squarely on our nation's town planners in the wake of another "very, very poor batting performance" that led to a heavy second Test defeat. "How do we expect to find any young talent when majority of our countries junior players are growing up in apartments? Or worse off the...

NRL Prodigy Kalyn Ponga Credits Year 10 Highlights Camera Guy For $4m Contract

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The power of social media was evident yet again this week when YouTube star Kalyn Ponga landed himself one of the biggest contracts in Rugby League. >Despite having played just two games in the NRL, Ponga is set to become one of the richest sporting stars in the country thanks to a $3.6 million contract with the Newcastle...

Cricket Australia insists the media blame the players for latest series loss, not them

15 November, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CRICKET AUSTRALIA CEO JAMES Sutherland has dismissed suggestion that his organisation is broken at a fundamental level, saying that the rotation and reward policy had nothing to do with the series loss to South Africa this afternoon. Rather than take an introspective look into Cricket Australia, Sutherland has pointed the finger at...

Local Dad collapses in solidarity with the Australian cricket team

12 November, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THOUGH HIS HEART is weaker than his daughter's boyfriend's handshake these days, Derek Murchison decided this morning to collapse onto the floor of his West Pymble home in solidarity with the Australian cricket team. The 69-year-old retired accountant has been a die-hard supporter of the boys under the Baggy Green for a...

Trump secures key Juggalo vote

9 November, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEFORE HEADING OUT TO vote, Dennis Gobbmann cleaned his Glock 23 and spent an hour putting on his makeup. The 24-year-old refrigeration technician was lucky to not cast his vote from the Jacksonville watchhouse today, after being arrested last night for throwing rocks at cars overnight. Making it clear to his social media followers...

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