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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In Brooklyn they have a trendy waterfront suburb known as DUMBO, once an industrial ghetto for gangsters and the homeless - it's redevelopment over the last twenty years has seen a rose grow from the concrete. DUMBO, which stands for Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass, has ridden the wave of the borough's tech boom and is now hosts some...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With three or four ambitious Labor MPs circling their leader, the predictable Labor 'leadership woes' have once again been triggered by a flurry of newspaper columnists trying to take the spotlight off the fact that the Blue Mountains haven't received one cent in bushfire aid and Morrison has lost control of his back bench of underachieving conspiracists. Tanya...

LEON SCENT  | Tech| CONTACT In a newest example of wealth-hoarding senior billionaires demanding legislation to save their businesses from being swallowed up by innovative competitors, the Prime Minister has this week remained firm on his Murdoch-fuelled campaign against Big Tech. With about as much tact as he has been showing during his diplomatic stoushes with China, Scotty From Marketing has now put...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Labor frontbencher Tanya Plibersek has clashed with embattled Liberal MP Craig Kelly ain the halls of the Press Gallery today, accusing him of spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The incident follows the Prime Minister's Office confirming that Morrison had privately called Mr Kelly before question time and urged him to stop being such a fucking moron, in a...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Eddie McGuire has today hosted yet another press conference to continue digging the hole he found himself in yesterday. As CEO of Collingwood Magpies FC, McGuire fronted the media on Monday after a damning report into the “systematic racism” at his embattled AFL club was made public. The game show host's opening remarks immediately came under fire after he...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In a political climate where the number one priority is quelling anxieties surrounding the importance of a vaccine, the Prime Minister has once again refused to condemn his own colleagues for spreading misinformation about public health orders. In true Scotty From Marketing fashion, the PM has swerved a question highlighting his reluctance to shut down the vocal skepticism...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Just as Western Medicine had nearly convinced the world to wean themselves off nicotine addictions, it appears that smoking is back in a big way. This time around, chain-smoking doesn't require $4 BIC lighters or heavily processed tobacco leaves mixed with ammonia. It's not even smoke, it's vapour, which looks a lot like ciggie smoke but tastes like the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT World No. 1 Novak Djokovic has showed up halfway through his own match, after previously pulling out just minutes before his scheduled start time. Djokovic fronted media in Adelaide this morning before he was scheduled to feature in the first event of the Australian tennis summer He told reporters he was looking forward to his first match since...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT "So basically..." began the exhausted Josh Frydenberg. He's finally locked down a face to face with the Prime Minister, and he's got something to discuss. With relatives and community members blowing up his phone non-stop since Australia Day, the Federal Treasurer has had to take it upon himself to address the very concerning rise of Neo-Nazism in Australia. Because the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today thrown another spanner into the works of what appears to be a happy marriage between rural and urban conservatives. The Member For New England has demanded a major overhaul in the Coalition arrangement with the Liberals, again making life hard for his successor Michael McCormack, as MPs begin making...