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Inner City Leftie Relieved To Hear That Rove McManus Has Stood Down As President Of St Kilda

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Audrey Portsea (44) has had enough of these cis white male bullies that make up Australian media. And one by one she's getting rid of them. First, it was Alan Jones. Sacked. Then it was Andrew Bolt, not sacked, but often muffled by his employers - especially when he starts openly defending pedophiles. Last week she turned her attention to that...

FitzSimons Pens New Book About Complicated Legacy Of Aussie Bushranger Bradley John Murdoch

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT MODERN FITZTORY: As one of the most recognisable names in Northern Territory history, he's often discussed, celebrated, reviled and debated. Author Peter Fitzsimons is dissecting the myth that is Bradley John Murdoch in his new book - revealing the man behind the headlines and getting to the core of the legend. During his research, FitzSimons was shocked to discover...

NSW Repeals Kings Cross Lock-Out Laws, In Case Any Yoga Studios Want To Stay Open Until 4AM

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In some great news for the remaining two and a half strips clubs and a couple late night pokie venues, the NSW Government is set to lift the controversial lockout laws in King Cross. Despite nearly 6 years of strict policing of young peoples behaviour in the retirement belt of Sydney’s inner-east, it seems that Former Premier Mike...

Joy Of Op-Shopping Slowly Fades As Cool Vintage Items Gradually Replaced By 3XL Gazman Shirts

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Australia's favourite past time of foraging through racks of 2nd-hand clothing is soon to be no longer, it has been confirmed by today's kids. Op-Shopping, be it in vintage stores of charity shops, is becoming less and less exciting - as the standard of deceased estates begins to dip. Once viewed as an opportunity to find a wide collar...

Aussie Media Discovers ‘Eshays’ Ten Years After This Bloke Called Kerser Popped Up On YouTube

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In a true testament to the detachment of Australia's media caste, the online news cycle has this week been littered with the amazing discovery of a youth subculture that is so well established in Western Sydney that it was pioneered by people who are no longer youths. A spree of articles across the Daily Mail, Daily Telegraph and...

NFL Roll Out Yet Another Halftime Show That Fails To Live Up To Michael Jackson In 1993

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of football they play, once again there has been lots of chatter about the halftime entertainment. Unfortunately, the multi-millionaire musician that was chosen this year does not hold a torch to Michael Jackson's 1993 Super Bowl performance. This is not a surprise, as it...

Craig Kelly Tells PM To Go Fuck Himself As He Returns To Facebook With Another Secret Cure

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today learnt that you can't cage a lion for too long before it roars. That lion of course is his neighbour and fellow Sutherland Liberal, Craig Kelly MP. After a gruelling 72 hours of refraining from peddling unverified medical treatments on his Facebook page, Craig Kelly MP is back with a vengeance. Not even a full...

Perth Restrictions Loosen, McGowan Reclassifies “Fleeing A Fiery Inferno” As Essential Travel

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Western Australia Premier Mark McGowan has unveiled a $43m package to help businesses and charities affected by the snap 5-day lockdown last week. The temporary restrictions began on Sunday evening, after a security guard at the Four Points Sheraton quarantine hotel tested positive to the virulent UK strain of the virus. In a prime example of Murphy's Law, it...

Scotty From Marketing Quietly Gives Up Trying To Get China To Apologise For That Meme

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Making an executive decision on behalf of the team, it has been revealed that Scotty from Marketing has quietly given up on trying to get an apology from China about that meme from November last year. “Yep, it’s solved or something,” stated a smileless Scotty leaning his chin against his desk, clearly not feeling his usual smug self. “I talked...

Inner City Labor Organiser Thinks ‘The Tree Of Knowledge’ Is A Bookshop In Byron

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT An outspoken private school comrade from Melbourne's northside has today made a social faux-pas after meeting some of the last True Believers. Beckett Chauncey (33) is an inner-city Labor organiser who is quite well known amongst the mean girls of 'Tear Drop Twitter' - and is viewed as one of the shining products of the Young Labor movement. Like...

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