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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT North Queensland's soaring rates of youth crime have done little to defer both the State Government and the NRL from moving heave and earth to relocate Game I of the 2021 State Of Origin series to Townsville. Tonight's blockbuster rugby league spectacular at CountryBank stadium comes amid an escalating youth crime crisis in Townsville, with police laying 1,279 property...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST GOTTA BE PATIENT WITH THIS SHIT: A cold snap in rural New South Wales has brought with it snow and unseasonably low temperatures, with some regions today expected to dip more than 10 degrees below the June average. The Bureau of Meteorology's says the big freeze will continue to bring more snow to the central and northern tablelands. This...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A critically ill 3-year-old Australian-born Tamil girl who has spent her entire childhood behind bars in a series of Australian immigration facilities because of a clerical error surrounding her family's bridging visa is of no interest to the public, according to the NewsCorp newspapers who have made every effort to not report on this national disgrace. Perth doctors were...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STRONG BORDERS! The youngest girl of the only family detained on Christmas Island has been diagnosed with sepsis, in a fatal blow for people smugglers. Tharnicaa (3) was flown to Perth yesterday for urgent treatment, after weeks of Immigration staff ignoring her pleas for medical attention. Her parents Nadesalingam and Priya had lived in the remote Queensland town of Biloela...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone who thought Scotty From Marketing may have been out of his depth as a Prime Minister has today been proven wrong, because law and order is back on the front page. The disgraceful Hawaii holiday, bungled jab roll-out and his outright refusal to take responsibility for Federal quarantine centres and the aged care binfire is no longer a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The anti-smoking movement has taken a real blow with the rise of these cute little pieces of colourful steel and plastic. This comes as the World Health Organization's Framework Convention on Tobacco Control is gradually undermined in all of the countries they had previously succeeded to promote nicotine cessation. In 2019, nearly 14 of every 100 U.S. adults aged 18...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Noble Park bricklayer, Wren Hardy (27) has today been berated by his colleagues for still not being back at work 12 weeks after breaking his back in a freak accident that saw him slip down some wet stairs at home. While doctors have confirmed "there is no immediate plan for surgery" after the Victorian tradesman first fucked himself up...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over Australia's largest gambling company, Tabcorp Holdings. After withdrawing $1000 from his vast fortune that he has amassed in a lifetime of being paid exorbitant salaries by the tax-payer, the embattled Member For Pearce decided to bet on rugby league football - a sport he knows nothing about as an elitist...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over some unemployed stoners from down the street that he's been playing Nintendo 64 with ever since his political career went down the toilet. During a hotly contested game of Mario Kart, the embattled Member For Pearce appeared to be losing quite badly to all three of his opponents, before spitting...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's most recent lockdown has been extended for a further seven days, as the Victorian government once again struggles to implement the same systems that every other state has had in place well before their second wave last year. Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino announced the lockdown extension for Melbourne on Wednesday, but said some restrictions would be eased...