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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Minutes ago it was confirmed that the Member For New England, Barnaby Joyce has been named as the Leader of The National Party. Again. The Nationals leadership spill took place at 10:30am this morning, timing perfectly with the Prime Minister Scott Morrison entering his office for a zoom 'National Cabinet' meeting with the premiers. With the Liberals caught completely off-guard, a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tasmanian health authorities have made the understandable decision to keep in place a restriction on Victorian tourists this weekend, as the Dark Mofo winter festival begins in Hobart. Even though restrictions have loosened in Melbourne, their residents are still banned from entering any states except for NSW, in what some would argue is a rational response to the Victorian...

The NSW Fixated Persons United have rushed to abuse some human rights in a Queanbeyan beer garden today over a series of slightly derogatory remarks made about the NSW National Party leader John Barilaro this afternoon by a half-pissed semi-retired scaffolder named Nathan. The comments made by Natho revealed allegations of the NSW government being full of bloody crooks and were based...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian isn't concerned, she says, about this latest so-called outbreak of a bad cold that's going round because places like New York City are pretty much back to how things were in the summer of 2019. "Yawn," she said as the state's chief medical officer Kerry Chant said there'd been a couple...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's almost like last Wednesday's 'Tropic Thunder' that saw New South Wales score their biggest State of Origin victory when they demolished the Maroons 50-6 in the series opener in Townsville didn't happen. Because no one remembers it, because last night the former NSW captain turned heavyweight boxer Paul Gallen lost a heavyweight boxing match against a Queenslander. Even if...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE NEW BLACK LIVES MATTER: Sexism is on the rise again in Australian society, it has been confirmed. This comes as the second highest caste of Australian elites have realised that systemic discrimination is indeed not a thing of the past, with this newly oppressed minority now complaining that they feel like they are being treated like common Catholics. Our...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE PROMISE YOU CAN HAVE SOME ASIANS INSTEAD! Australia's agricultural sector are not holding their breath waiting for Morrison to deliver his new, long-promised, farm work visa program - which will apparently aim to funnel in residents from 10 South-East Asian countries to help Aussie farmers harvest their crops. This follows a tough year for primary producers, who say...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This month's release of the (technically) 9th Fast and The Furious film has timed perfectly with the new fashion trend that has resulted in Australian hipsters dressing exactly like Dominic Toretto. While adlays and elderly ethnic men have been rocking the over-the-shirt gold and silver chains for decades, the style has slowly infiltrated hip youth fashion. In the trendy industrial...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott’s former chief of staff who currently works as Sky News host who makes things up on TV each night to strike fear into the hearts of the elderly, has been appointed an Officer of the Order of Australia in the Queen’s birthday honours. AOs are appointed for distinguished service of a high degree “to Australia...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the leaders of G7 nations have a "strong level of support" for the stand Australia has taken against brown families who have bridging visa issues in rural Queensland towns, as the three-day summit wrapped up in Cornwall. Speaking to US President Joe Biden and several other neoliberal multi-millionaires that rule the planet, Scotty said...