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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Health Minister Greg Hunt has sat down with Prime Minister-In-Hiding Scott Morrison today to discuss how his latest dead-on-arrival plan might be the bullet in the head this country needs. Morrison’s coalition government has made illegal pork barrelling a centerpiece of their national policies, with the recent revelation that over $700 million dollars were spent on parking in marginal...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Toorak man who talks like a character from a Jane Austen novel has failed dismally today in his efforts to convince the proud state of Queensland to revolt against their Premier. Convicted racist and prominent Shiraz-swilling conservative toff, Andrew Bolt, has taking his orders from Rupert Murdoch with great glee this week - and launched a full scale...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a haunting throwback to the time he took off to Hawaii in the middle of the Black Summer bushfires, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has gone AWOL again - as the weight of the bungled jab roll-out becomes too much for him to bare. Even the most biased Sky News reporters appear to be unable to refrain from criticising...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of abhorrent public health messaging from an absent Prime Minister, the growing army of lunatics who think that Bill Gates has created this pandemic to upgrade us with a microchip are starting to feel validated. Yesterday, the Queensland Government drew a line in the sand and refused to be carry any more blame for the Federal...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE ISARRECTION: With 95% of Australians still yet to receive their jabs, the Federal Government has this week proven that are even capable of interweaving a healthy dose of discrimination into their public health programmes. Firstly, by going against expert medical advice to announce that he's opening up the AZ jab to people under 40 - after he realised...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Billy Hughes has officially been recognised for his world-class management of the Spanish Flu epidemic. Hughes served as the 7th Prime Minister of Australia from 1915 to 1923. He is best known for leading the country during World War I, but is also remembered fondly for the big decisions he had to make during the outbreak...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE NORTHERN BLOWTORCH: The Queensland Premier has today run the ball up the middle and launched a brutal attack on the Prime Minister and his severe incompetence over the past few months. Palaszczuk has made it clear that Morrison's announcement declaring the AZ jab open to under 40s was NOT discussed in the 'National Cabinet' meeting, implying it was...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police have confirmed that a husky New England man found himself lost in NSW bushland - after he was startled by a deer and had to be rescued by emergency services today. The exhausted big unit was completely naked when he was eventually found in harsh national forest, and was fined $1000 for violating lockdown restrictions. NSW Police chief...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights grandmother of 23 is feeling a rush of relief today, after learning that the government has a plan to immunise the underpaid foreign visa-holders who are given the duty of making sure she doesn't die. "Oh it's great news" Nanna said this afternoon, from the common room at The Betoota Over-55s Accomodation Centre. "That virus would...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NEW HORIZONS! Well over half the population are currently in lockdown, As Scotty From Marketing finishes his second week in isolation after his self-indulgent trip to the UK to eat lunch at a pub where his ancestors apparently came from. However, as the general public begin to process the graphs that show Australia has the worst jab roll-out program...