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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With NSW and the NT in full blown lockdown, and cases spreading throughout Victoria, WA and Queensland - the only signs of life we have seen from the Prime Minister is a photo of the back of his head in press shots from today's 'national cabinet meeting'. Scotty From Marketing still has one week to go in quarantine, after...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAHA NOT THOSE ONES: The Northern Territory government is today taking on the bizarre task of explaining social distancing to their citizens after Greater Darwin entered a snap 48-hour lockdown last night. Starting at 1:00pm yesterday, the new restrictions were implemented with one hour's warning after the detection of five new community cases linked to a Central Australian mine. NT...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT More than 1 million Sydney residents have been told to stay home in what the NSW Premier is refusing to call a lockdown. Four specific local councils areas are affected by the new rules that were announced today, as the city's most recent outbreak spreads to several suburbs. The new restrictions start from 11:59pm tonight and will last until the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The socially distant streets of Sydney are alive with a beat that hasn’t been heard since Mark Latham was considered a leftie.  That’s right, the harbour capital of New South Boomerstan is bracing for the dulcet tones of full blown Delta-Mania for the first time since 2003. “A cure is almost here” stated NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian who appeared to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 13 years after one or the first online videos ever went 'viral' - it has become clear that 'Leave Britney Alone' was more of a stern warning, rather than a humorous catch phrase. Those who laughed at Chris Crocker when he demanded that we 'Leave Britney Alone' are now sheepishly admitting that the video was just as important back...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 12 months of being the nation's punching bag, Victorians are seething this week as NSW white knuckles through a quarantine outbreak - with what looks to be successful results. Sydney is down to 11 new cases today, after a spike of 16 yesterday. Today's slight decrease in community transmission is a relief for the public. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's Bondi Cluster has grown to 39 today, as all metropolitan NSW residents are urged to not travel outside of the city moving forward. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is considered a casual contact and will monitor for symptoms. She has since clarified that she has been tested and returned a negative result. In some good news for small businesses in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HE'S A GOOD GUY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM: As NSW once again ramps up social distancing measures, Hot Mess Gladys has once again found herself having to answer for the underwhelming and men in her life. Speaking to the media today, The NSW Premier says her government can't do anything about the fact that less than 3%...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Environment Minister has today sneered at the global pressure Australia is facing in regards to our pitiful inaction to protect our fragile Great Barrier Reef from the sheer gluttony of the fossil fuel sector and agricultural spill-off. This follows the news that UN officials have urges Australia to take “accelerated action at all possible levels” on climate change...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT China is being blamed for a proposal by The World Heritage Committee, which sits under UNESCO, to move the Great Barrier Reef to the 'endangered' list because of the impact of climate change Environment Minister Sussan Ley says Australia has been "blindsided" the recommendation, suggesting the decision was politically motivated, because everyone is picking on us for no reason...